Let's face it. I'm a guy. I like to look. Unlike other heterosexual guys though, I prefer my unwitting prey to be hairy, broad-shouldered and yeah, chock-full of testosterone. Hooters still don't do it for me.
Am I man enough?
So just the other day I was driving straight into the inner city at my usual break-neck speed only to come almost to a full stop as I noted a strapping fella doing his regular exercises on the open field by the road. Damn near had a whiplash trying to catch sight of his heaving pecs since not only was the man strapping, our Mr Wonderful seemed to have misplaced his shirt in the extremely sultry weather we've been having lately. Obviously hopelessly lost in my sex-soaked reverie, I failed to notice the moving traffic - so watching Mr Wonderful jog lazily across the field, I almost rammed straight into the car in front of me. Just a fateful hairsbreadth from a disastrous fender-bender.
Wouldn't be surprised if the driver in front had spent the time ogling Mr Wonderful as well.
So really, shirtless hot men can be a hazard. Not only can they be dangerous to our emotions, they can be helluva detrimental to our general health as well. Can't we just round them all up and place them in a safe hot zone for us all to troop by and admire? We could sell tickets.
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Not sure that complies with UN laws lol.
Very good idea.. like say, put a lower speed limit between 5th and 8th avenues ....
I mean it's not like we want to impose a law to not be able to go shirtless. That would be, like, sooo wrong...
You need a bumper sticker that says, "Breaks for the shirtless - caution"
You're funny Paul, I can totally see you getting yourself into an auto accident over this.
We experienced something of the same passing by Bangsar on our way back! Thankfully it was going uphill and our poor car hasn't the power to go fast :P
This dude is really hot....seriously hot. I'm like you, I love all types and think that men are the best thing since sliced bread or cell phones. I never pass up the opportunity to look, two or three times, and never tire nor embarass from snapping my neck.
you should have bang the car at the front so you two can move aside and ogle Mr.Wonderful, while waiting for the yummy truck fellas to rescue. :P
"Can't we just round them all up and place them in a safe hot zone for us all to troop by and admire? We could sell tickets."
LOL... sounds like zoo! Hey, I don't mind being the zoo-keeper then! Any vacancy?!
Tsk tsk tsk.
Get a hold of yourself doctor, don't think you want to be on the other side of the doctor's desk.
Mmmm I'll take some of that blonde hunk you got there! :)
*Drooling over the last paragraph*
I'll be the first customer!
lol. cool. becareful doctor!
i'll buy tickets to have a look! :p
and maybe you should drive slower so you can take your time as you pass someone by.. enjoy your eye candy lol!
so we've got a zoo-keeper, a lot of potential costumers... any Hot specimen?
Sorry I have to add comment about the pic. Gosh, those tree-trunk-like hips!
Drool...
*Melted away...*
While driving to work this morning, cute, tanned guy jogging with those indecent shorts on the left. My head just turned...
Add eye candy to the list of road hazards. Where I live it is bicyclists, runners, bikers, construction guys; hot men are just popping out of the woodwork while I am driving. I totally look. Fortunately there isn't much traffic where I live, so it is not a problem. I only have to be careful if my husband is driving. Then I have to be discrete. Well, a little bit a least. ;)
You don't like twinkie boys?
LOL... lucky me i'm not driving, or riding. i've got chaffeur everyday. lol. but i'd have to say men in suits attracts me. ahhaha....
Round them all up and place them in a safe hot zone for us all to troop by and admire??
Not a bad idea. But, may I touch?
:p
True, I bet the UN would say something against imprisoning hot men, jay.
Precisely. We could have a special roundabout for men to go shirtless, anniieiee...
OOh, who did you see, janvier!
I totally agree. He's hot, lewis.
Yummy truck fellas, kaze? I wish!
You gotta line up for the job since I'd be first in line, ryan.
Muahahaha, gauzzel.
Don't mind getting me some of that as well, jason and hbjock.
Will be, pamlit!
True, will drive slower next time to ogle, kon kon.
Hot specimens aplenty. Lemme go corral a few, xoussef.
Take pics, william.
Ah, it's raining men, sue.
Not really into twinks, queer rant.
Chauffeur everyday? How so ah bong.
YOu cna touch but you gotta pay more to pet the animals, ethan.
Paul
oh damn i love men, i love summer, and there are times where i suffer an extreme case of whiplash while driving , have on occassion even turned around and gone back for a second look, ain't it great to be gay./....damn i love it
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