Sunday, July 15, 2007

Hot Men Hazard Warning

Hot guys, you know I love them. As the Weather Girls tell it, whether tall, blonde, dark and lean, rough and tough and strong and mean, I love them all. Only perhaps some of them should remain hopefully fully clothed near important intersections.

Let's face it. I'm a guy. I like to look. Unlike other heterosexual guys though, I prefer my unwitting prey to be hairy, broad-shouldered and yeah, chock-full of testosterone. Hooters still don't do it for me.

Hottie
Am I man enough?

So just the other day I was driving straight into the inner city at my usual break-neck speed only to come almost to a full stop as I noted a strapping fella doing his regular exercises on the open field by the road. Damn near had a whiplash trying to catch sight of his heaving pecs since not only was the man strapping, our Mr Wonderful seemed to have misplaced his shirt in the extremely sultry weather we've been having lately. Obviously hopelessly lost in my sex-soaked reverie, I failed to notice the moving traffic - so watching Mr Wonderful jog lazily across the field, I almost rammed straight into the car in front of me. Just a fateful hairsbreadth from a disastrous fender-bender.

Wouldn't be surprised if the driver in front had spent the time ogling Mr Wonderful as well.

So really, shirtless hot men can be a hazard. Not only can they be dangerous to our emotions, they can be helluva detrimental to our general health as well. Can't we just round them all up and place them in a safe hot zone for us all to troop by and admire? We could sell tickets.

20 comments:

jay said...

Not sure that complies with UN laws lol.

Annie said...

Very good idea.. like say, put a lower speed limit between 5th and 8th avenues ....

I mean it's not like we want to impose a law to not be able to go shirtless. That would be, like, sooo wrong...

You need a bumper sticker that says, "Breaks for the shirtless - caution"
You're funny Paul, I can totally see you getting yourself into an auto accident over this.

Janvier said...

We experienced something of the same passing by Bangsar on our way back! Thankfully it was going uphill and our poor car hasn't the power to go fast :P

Lewis said...

This dude is really hot....seriously hot. I'm like you, I love all types and think that men are the best thing since sliced bread or cell phones. I never pass up the opportunity to look, two or three times, and never tire nor embarass from snapping my neck.

kaze said...

you should have bang the car at the front so you two can move aside and ogle Mr.Wonderful, while waiting for the yummy truck fellas to rescue. :P

Ryan said...

"Can't we just round them all up and place them in a safe hot zone for us all to troop by and admire? We could sell tickets."

LOL... sounds like zoo! Hey, I don't mind being the zoo-keeper then! Any vacancy?!

Gauzzel said...

Tsk tsk tsk.

Get a hold of yourself doctor, don't think you want to be on the other side of the doctor's desk.

hbjock said...

Mmmm I'll take some of that blonde hunk you got there! :)

Jason said...

*Drooling over the last paragraph*
I'll be the first customer!

pamlit said...

lol. cool. becareful doctor!

kon kon said...

i'll buy tickets to have a look! :p

and maybe you should drive slower so you can take your time as you pass someone by.. enjoy your eye candy lol!

xoussef said...

so we've got a zoo-keeper, a lot of potential costumers... any Hot specimen?

Ryan said...

Sorry I have to add comment about the pic. Gosh, those tree-trunk-like hips!

Drool...

*Melted away...*

William said...

While driving to work this morning, cute, tanned guy jogging with those indecent shorts on the left. My head just turned...

Sue said...

Add eye candy to the list of road hazards. Where I live it is bicyclists, runners, bikers, construction guys; hot men are just popping out of the woodwork while I am driving. I totally look. Fortunately there isn't much traffic where I live, so it is not a problem. I only have to be careful if my husband is driving. Then I have to be discrete. Well, a little bit a least. ;)

Queer Ranter said...

You don't like twinkie boys?

Ah-Bong said...

LOL... lucky me i'm not driving, or riding. i've got chaffeur everyday. lol. but i'd have to say men in suits attracts me. ahhaha....

ethnwg said...

Round them all up and place them in a safe hot zone for us all to troop by and admire??

Not a bad idea. But, may I touch?

:p

savante said...

True, I bet the UN would say something against imprisoning hot men, jay.

Precisely. We could have a special roundabout for men to go shirtless, anniieiee...

OOh, who did you see, janvier!

I totally agree. He's hot, lewis.

Yummy truck fellas, kaze? I wish!

You gotta line up for the job since I'd be first in line, ryan.

Muahahaha, gauzzel.

Don't mind getting me some of that as well, jason and hbjock.

Will be, pamlit!

True, will drive slower next time to ogle, kon kon.

Hot specimens aplenty. Lemme go corral a few, xoussef.

Take pics, william.

Ah, it's raining men, sue.

Not really into twinks, queer rant.

Chauffeur everyday? How so ah bong.

YOu cna touch but you gotta pay more to pet the animals, ethan.

Paul

daveincleveland said...

oh damn i love men, i love summer, and there are times where i suffer an extreme case of whiplash while driving , have on occassion even turned around and gone back for a second look, ain't it great to be gay./....damn i love it