Nine Prayers Pending
Eight Maids-A-Gossipin
Seven Hours-A-Lazin
Six Tease-and-Lay-Em
Five Golden Things
Four Tangled Hearts
Three Insomniac Men
Two Slaughtered Birds
And A Party in the Pantry
Spotted: It's the New Year and P and A were caught having a heart-to-heart at the Palace over pink martinis. With J in the bag for P, a victory party perhaps?
Paige : Bottoms up, darling. I'm virgin no more.
Andrea : Miss P, were you ever?
Paige : Tsk tsk, let's just keep that news to ourselves, shall we? For the rest of the UES, I'm the sainted virgin. No need to rehash details! Jackson is finally down for the count.
Andrea : Delish. Was he...
Paige : Hush! A lady never fucks and tells.
Andrea : Whatever. Mission accomplished. Let's drink to that.
Paige : Weep, Alexa, weep.
Andrea : I texted Gossip Girl to spread the news. Our golden girl won't even know what hit her pretty peroxide-blond curls.
Paige : Peroxide! Ouch!
Andrea : Wait, I have more heinous news! Seems like our daddy's lil princess, Jordan, was up to some very unroyal behaviour with Seth during the Countdown party last night. Blaming tequila body shots again no doubt.
Paige : Naughty naughty! Looks like Jordan isn't all sugar and spice after all. With Seth no less. No wonder Darnelle looked so livid!
Others sleep in their beds and dream of candy-coloured fluff fantasies where magical winged ponies ride down endless meadows to towering castles with prince charmings waiting with red roses in hand.
Me, I get all the nasty Bs. Back-biting, boyfriend-snatching, bitch-slapping, bad-girl-blogging. It figures.
No wonder I have insomnia.
Oh my gawd! Tell me again!
That's what happens when you spend the weekend voraciously finishing up the latest episodes of Gossip Girl with a wicked ex - and a bottle of Bailey's Irish. Seriously. No good can come of it.
Blondes might have more fun reputedly but somehow I'm always the brunette. I don't do drag but I admit I looked damned fine in a Prada and heels. Being a bitch positively agrees!
Which Gossip Girl Character are you?
You are Blair!! You are one of the most sophisticated and mature people... anyone really knows!! You're very mature but you still know how to have fun. You also have a lot of pride so when bad things happen you still know how to hold your head up high, this may make you seem a little bit distant from others but your true friends love you, and this characteristic makes you very independant and reliable.
Sometimes you may need to cut loose , and you do, however you do it with class and sophistication. The only problem is that sometimes, you may be acting a bit too old for your age, and depending on the situation that could either be a good or bad thing... but your still hot !!
Take this quiz!
Blair Waldorf.
Another B. Figures. Why am I not surprised that I turned into her?
7 comments:
Names were changed to protect the identities of peoples involved. Indeed. *snort*
Imagine the chagrin. But I'd love to see Alexa's astonished face. :P
Alexa : No, not me! Why am I blond!
Always so fun to tease Alexa.
i love gossip girl!! i <3 dan humprey!!!
*ok, i positively sound like a teenage girl, which is scary
but still...
i love gossip girl!!
xoxo
asm@di
:P
Ok, I took this thing but never watched the programme... Now tell me, is this good or bad...
You are... babadadum.... GEORGIE (I think that's her name, lol)... Nates girlfriend (I think that's his name, lol)... anywho... NO THIS IS NOT SAYING THAT YOU ARE A DRUNK!! Lol, this means that you love to have fun and you will stop at NOTHING to have it. When you were younger you probably weren't the center of attention which is why now, you almost crave for the spot light and will do whatever it takes to get it. Congratulations, you already have. Sometimes, you may need to tone down the hyper switch (don't worry,s ame with me) because it might get one people's nerves everyonce it awhile but that's why they love you! You also might be a little bit too sex-crazy , but there's something innocent about they way you bring that with you. You're funny, you're different, and you're great to have around!! Always be yourself!!! (please rate!! soon it'll have anime pics in it once this comp. starts working)
TJay
Happy New Year, Dr. Paul =)
oh gosh i'm having such a hard time deciphering out identities to that night. blegh
not surprised? neither are we.
Ooh finally someone who appreciates good gossip, asmadi!
Bet you were actually crazy Serena, tjay!
Same to you, pisanu.
Hey, what's so difficult! Even janvier said it was easy, zinadine.
Paul
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