Since the sense of smell can be powerful. Just the scent of the familiar can trigger a forgotten memory, bringing to life a dozen fond vignettes from halcyon days. The husky tones of a lover's cologne. The homey aroma of freshly baked bread. The crisp tang of the salty sea breeze.
However I've never particularly cottoned to the smell of a new car.
Which is why I sought to get rid of it as soon as possible. I know there are famed connoisseurs who adore the whiff of a new car out there - but sadly I place them firmly in the same category as those freaks who go around sniffing glue for that olfactory high.
Searching for an air freshener was no easy task. I found myself presented with a mind-boggling array of scents from exotic perfume such as Sunset Dusk ( what kinda smell is that?! ) to the more innocuous sounding ones such as Ocean Breeze. I knew better than to fall heedlessly for the more powerful Patchouli Madness of course.
The Scent of a Man...
Unfortunate there was no Eau de Homme to spice up my car. Though I would love to have my car smell of hot, spicy male sweat bottled up with throbbing testosterone.
Ever the sedate traditionalist though, I settled on a Vanilla Bouquet. After all, it's understated. It's practical. It's classic. And it was a steal at below ten bucks.
Hoping for only a hint of vanilla in the air, I turned the freshener down several notches. Never expecting to be literally shoved head-first into an olfactory miasma. It took only moments after opening the pandora's box before I found myself practically drowning in an overpowering potpourri redolent of vanilla and wisteria. Any passersby through the parking lot with their sense of smell intact would have been forgiven if they'd imagined that a faded, aristocratic Southern belle had been strolling by with her lacy parasol while sipping mint juleps.
Oh, Rhett, it's so very, very hawt in here.
I might as well have dressed up the car in ribbons, bows and taffeta.
So if you happen to pass by a man speeding in a car, and suddenly - inexplicably - get hit with romanticized sepia-toned images of the antebellum South, be sure to wave hello. Or at least hum a few bars from Dixie.
9 comments:
In thick Southern accent with a banjo: "I wish I was in de land ob cotton,
old times dar am not forgotten,
look away, look away, look away, Dixie Land..."
I want to smell hot, spicy male sweat throbbing with testosterone!
Your English is fantastic. I know you're in Malaysia, but did you study in the US?
We likes the smell of new upholstery too! But that's because we enjoy the smell of a new car - a smell that disappears oft too soon.
Vanilla? Someone's on AmbiPur.
I on the other hand love the smell of new undies. :P.
Get someone to smoke in the car. Voila!
i like the smell of men!!!!
Just get a blow-up doll, strap her in the passenger seat, and dress her up as a belle. Then no one will look at you funny when they get a whiff... except maybe your boyfriend...
You'll also be able to use the carpool lane!
You're definitely in, rhett. Uhh.. I mean lil dove :)
Yeah, I'm in Malaysia. For a long while now, king bitch.
Vanilla Ambipur is right, janvier.
Smell of new undies, william??!
So do I, sb!
I love that idea, d-man. THough I'd prefer a male version - with functioning parts :P
Paul
Your Southern belle sounds too white to be true. Come on!
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