The Man with the Golden Gun

Poor Edison Chen. Ever since the internet publication of his infamous X-rated porn pics, the kid just can't catch a break.

With the relentless paparazzi out for his blood hounding him mercilessly ever since, you'd be thinking that Edison had been outed for being a serial infant killer who molests innocent babes with whip and chains - and then drinks their blood before satiating his lusts on grazing goats - on a daily basis. In reality, it's far less sinister.

Actually the boy's only been guilty of taking a few snapshots with his entourage of adventuresome galpals. Albeit some really naughty soft porn shots but hey, he's entitled! The lights were bright, the girls were willing and I'll admit he has a nice waifish figure ( hence the reason why I keep calling him boy ). Which healthy red-blooded male would say no to a lil bump n grind? Heck. With enough persuasion, I might even do it the age-old breeder way just to get a few calories sweated out.


Torn into pieces...
So what's the big deal?

With the media uproar over the details of his scandalous affaires, you'd be thinking that he was being tried for crimes much worse than a handful of nudie pics. It surprised me to note that despite having such a salacious historical background, the modern Chinese are actually far more puritanical than I thought. At the first sign of sexual misconduct, the rigidly moralistic pundits were certainly quick enough to stone the ones involved. Did they really expect Edison to be an innocent altar boy cloistered in the monastery chapel singing hymns to his vaunted chastity? Like come on.

He's a man. He has hormones. Evidently ( or at least by common report :P ) he has a really nice healthy fuckstick too. Reason enough that he would use it - can't very well keep it neatly under wraps when clearly there are persuadable nubile starlets lining up the block to take a peek.

And to snap pictures for their private collection as well.

Unfortunately for the poor shutter-crazy guy, he found his private photos leaked out to the press.

Though I think he was foolish for storing the pics, I do pity the poor boy. To err is human after all. Crucified by the overly judgemental press, he feels that he should quit the movie-making business. What would you feel if you were in his shoes? Would the prudish holier-than-thou pundits ( hypocrites the lot! ) really restrain themselves from taking advantage if offered similar opportunity?

Is it that much of an offence? Hell, if I had a deliciously hot hunk willing to take off his shirt for a photo shoot, I'd be all to quick to grab my camera as well.