Thursday, February 21, 2008

The Man with the Golden Gun

Poor Edison Chen. Ever since the internet publication of his infamous X-rated porn pics, the kid just can't catch a break.

With the relentless paparazzi out for his blood hounding him mercilessly ever since, you'd be thinking that Edison had been outed for being a serial infant killer who molests innocent babes with whip and chains - and then drinks their blood before satiating his lusts on grazing goats - on a daily basis. In reality, it's far less sinister.

Actually the boy's only been guilty of taking a few snapshots with his entourage of adventuresome galpals. Albeit some really naughty soft porn shots but hey, he's entitled! The lights were bright, the girls were willing and I'll admit he has a nice waifish figure ( hence the reason why I keep calling him boy ). Which healthy red-blooded male would say no to a lil bump n grind? Heck. With enough persuasion, I might even do it the age-old breeder way just to get a few calories sweated out.

Torn into pieces...

So what's the big deal?

With the media uproar over the details of his scandalous affaires, you'd be thinking that he was being tried for crimes much worse than a handful of nudie pics. It surprised me to note that despite having such a salacious historical background, the modern Chinese are actually far more puritanical than I thought. At the first sign of sexual misconduct, the rigidly moralistic pundits were certainly quick enough to stone the ones involved. Did they really expect Edison to be an innocent altar boy cloistered in the monastery chapel singing hymns to his vaunted chastity? Like come on.

He's a man. He has hormones. Evidently ( or at least by common report :P ) he has a really nice healthy fuckstick too. Reason enough that he would use it - can't very well keep it neatly under wraps when clearly there are persuadable nubile starlets lining up the block to take a peek.

And to snap pictures for their private collection as well.

Unfortunately for the poor shutter-crazy guy, he found his private photos leaked out to the press.

Though I think he was foolish for storing the pics, I do pity the poor boy. To err is human after all. Crucified by the overly judgemental press, he feels that he should quit the movie-making business. What would you feel if you were in his shoes? Would the prudish holier-than-thou pundits ( hypocrites the lot! ) really restrain themselves from taking advantage if offered similar opportunity?

Is it that much of an offence? Hell, if I had a deliciously hot hunk willing to take off his shirt for a photo shoot, I'd be all to quick to grab my camera as well.


jamie da vinci! said...

it'll be sad to see him go. i've always liked him for his cool persona. such a shame for his career to end like this. so what if he has naked pictures of him and women doing the hanky panky, it's show business for goodness sakes! look at paris hilton! 3 tapes later (i reserve the idea of calling them "scandalous", i'm pretty sure she knew what she was getting herself into) and she's still here!!! much to my utter dismay.

Perky said...

I agree with Jamie, it'll be sad to see him go. I've especially enjoyed his stint on MTV Aiya.

Honestly, I don't know why everyone's making such a big kahoona about it. Hong Kong/China ain't exactly a conversative country, i mean, come on, it's practically the land of concubines!

I just think it's about time everyone just move on with something more important than nekkid pictures of superstars.

Sincerely, King Bitch said...

It's sad that someone's career has to end because of leaked nude pics.

I better delete mine! :/

Daniel Henry said...

T_T you a bit the slow with this post right!
sniff sniff... we stayed SO close by in mid-levels...

Jason said...

I don't get what's all the hoo-hah about the pics. He does have a nice stick but that's all. Those pics are nothing but just like watching another collection of porn stars wannabe.

And boobs + bushy cleavages = Ewwws.

D-Man said...

Oh god. Over here it would just make him more famous.

matrianklw said...

Hahaha. "Fuckstick". That's a good one!

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mstpbound said...

i got to see some of the pictures! i got to see some of the pictures! teehee heeeeeeeeeee. :D :D :D

Alex said...

Very healthy manhood... glad you agreed with me too. :)

Fable Frog said...

I agree as well that the society over -reacted~ they are plenty of amateur nakedness out there, and just because they are celebrities, it's wrong~ [??]