Somehow or rather, innocent talk about conversions and good Catholic boys started straying into baptismal fonts and then into far more dangerous territory - as we started comparing the relative merits of having sexy dark Italian priests serve communion in wet white thongs - instead of the boring cassock. Although daughter of Christ, Shalom faithfully decried such a scandalous notion, I found myself thinking otherwise. Surely handing out white thongs amongst the well-endowed amongst the budding clergy would help increase attendance by a thousand-fold - especially with those wicked unrepenting Sodomites who'd no doubt be scrambling to be admitted into the House of God.
And do not lead us into temptation,
But deliver us from evil!
Puerile and dirrrty... I know. The blasphemous thoughts that get into my head when I'm struggling to keep awake at 3 in the morning ( depraved thoughts of a youthful, golden-tanned Father Antonio certainly had me wide awake as I started contemplating the number of indescribable hells I'd be tossed into for such sinful imaginings! ). Certainly idle mind, the Devil's workshop and all that.
Twenty hail Marys as penance!
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You need to bathe in holy water, too. LOL ;)
Such Impure thoughts!! hahahahaha
Your penance? Drink a gallon of holy water...after I've peed in the font :P hahahahahahhaahhahahaha
If you ever watched the movie the priest, i like the line "They asked me to turn to Christ and pray to him but everytime I look at him, I see a naked man hanging on the wall" oooh..lightning strike me dead now :P
If you've never caught that movie..you should..a compulsory movie actually for seminarians on their first year..I wonder what the formators were trying to teach by getting them to watch it? :P
well.... they DID catch a lot of catholic priests sodomizing little boys.. ALL over the world.. its just been kept quiet all this time.
m back!
Actually, imagining priests in white thongs seems more wholesome than having a pervy kink about lifting cassock skirts and sniffing sandals, or abusing the flagellus ... or rubber crucifixes designed for use as butt-plugs (produced by one company in the USA, I kid you not!).
Of course it would help if our priests were good looking (and not all aged 60+). :oD
No worries dear Paul, the latest survey on a Christian website got folks confessing.. "The poll results indicate that 50% of all Christian men and 20% of all Christian women are addicted to pornography." See? It's lovely to be human, isn't it.
On a different note ... that's a rather fine mirror frame there.
Mirror mirror on the wall... i'm not worried about your thoughts, what i'm worried about was the poor guy whom u will be giving an operation for afterwards! Did u see him in a wet white thong to?
i would love to be a patient of yours if thats the case:P
Looks like I'd need that, jemima :)
Possibly gallons of holy water as quavadis said! And I did watch Priest a while ago! Loved it.
Never happened here, grafxgurl!
Hi, k!
The priests here aren't covermodels either... ru :) And hey, I noticed the mirror too!
Guess I'm not the only sinner, annnieiieneine.
The patients are fine so no worries, envy :)
Paul
Eeeeeeee! I reeeeaally don't want to see my step father in the pulpit in a thong.
Naughty naughty Paul! =p
Btw, don't know if you watched this film - Bad Education, but it's about sexual misconduct in the Catholic Church and also very gay-themed. Rather good movie so ask around for it. ;)
put on a thong and fast for 3 days.
You would be excommunicated for those hot, oops, I mean naughty, irreverent thoughts. Evil Paul arises! ;)
Don't they wear something underneath those robes?
I mean, they're made of wool and are very itchy.
Unfortunately, it's not a chastity belt.
'oy... indeed, that was blasphemous. but dear lord, there are some hot priest out there, it makes me wanna be an altar boy and seduce the sexy clergy men. i've had thoughts of sucking them off under their gowns, or having nasty sex in the conffesional booths.
I think there are many things to confess at church next time you visit. :-) Thankfully, any priests at my church are not hotties. I don't imagine something naughty like you do. :-)
You are forgiven, Paul! You save lives for heaven's sake!
You are forgiven, Paul! You save lives for heaven's sake!
Who is more wrong--a man who lusts after a hot priest, or a priest who lusts after a preteen boy? I'd have to say the priest.
You'll definitely get all the Sodomites racing back into the fold, but what they do in the rear pews may not be appreciated by the Pope.
Then again...
Isn't there a porn like that somewhere? Hehe...
I've been a Catholic all of my life and I've NEVER been molested by my priest. Damn it!
Daniel :) Your stepdad isn't hot or Italian. Step out of that thong!
Bad Education. Shall certainly keep an eye out for it, louis. Sounds good.
Will do so... but the thong chafes, nyonya!
True enough, sue. You should say ten hail marys too.
They wear boring old clothes underneath though I'd imagine them naked, steven.
Sex in the confessional booth. Mmm.. callen.
The priests here are hardly hot, shigeki. Sigh. We should import some new ones.
Glad you're on my side, mark!
True enough, brian.
Knew you'd be rushing back to church with that idea, jay :)
Bet there is, kiks!
Curtis I know! We must be going to the wrong church!
Paul
make that 100 hail marys
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