There is a doctor in Seattle Grace that I'm starting to loathe.
Sure she is pretty ( if you like the vapid girl-next-door with a touch of naughty-nurse look ), sure she is brilliant ( interspersed with painful moments of sheer bimboness ), sure she is wealthy ( I'm assuming since her senile mama handed her the keys to the kingdom ) but all those manifold virtues certainly don't make me envy her. Not even a bit, I swear!
But dammit, how can she not only have a Dr McDreamy... hell, she even has a Dr McSteamy, Dr McIrish and a Dr McVet. That's a whole freaking fast food chain running after her! Some girls do have all the luck especially when they're *ahem* skanky indiscriminate sluts with irresistible pheromones *ahem* named Meredith Grey.
Why can't I have three supremely hot men fighting ( preferably half naked in a tub of mud ) over me? Seriously.
OMIGOD. McSteamy looks like Handsome Hui!
Seriously. Where do they get off taking away Pluto as a planet! Universally beloved as the cosmic underdog but unilaterally scorned by scholarly astronomers who considered it far too dinky and distant, the little floating rock that could was unceremoniously stripped of its status as a planet just this week. How unjust! How are we gonna recall the nine planets without the acronym - especially if My Very Earnest Mother Just Served Us Nine.... Nine? It has lost all meaning! Hell come to think about it, what's my star sign gonna do without a planet?
Alas, poor Pluto! I knew him well.
As vunderworld louis alerted us all, there is an Asia Blog Awards Nomination going around and I gotta say I'm damn pleased to be in the running. Awesome to be in such blog-worthy company although the skewed selection of bloggers does beg some scrutiny - isn't it odd that the GLBT blogs are mostly Malaysians? Something in the water perhaps?
Now I gotta go rent my off-shoulder Vera Wang with the pearls and Louboutins for the ceremony as I promised a certain pink pilot - who I assume is getting the sponsored glittery kebaya. Hey, gotta look great on that imaginary red carpet after all.