There is a doctor in Seattle Grace that I'm starting to loathe.
Sure she is pretty ( if you like the vapid girl-next-door with a touch of naughty-nurse look ), sure she is brilliant ( interspersed with painful moments of sheer bimboness ), sure she is wealthy ( I'm assuming since her senile mama handed her the keys to the kingdom ) but all those manifold virtues certainly don't make me envy her. Not even a bit, I swear!But dammit, how can she not only have a Dr McDreamy... hell, she even has a Dr McSteamy, Dr McIrish and a Dr McVet. That's a whole freaking fast food chain running after her! Some girls do have all the luck especially when they're *ahem* skanky indiscriminate sluts with irresistible pheromones *ahem* named Meredith Grey.
Why can't I have three supremely hot men fighting ( preferably half naked in a tub of mud ) over me? Seriously.
OMIGOD. McSteamy looks like Handsome Hui!
Planets
Seriously. Where do they get off taking away Pluto as a planet! Universally beloved as the cosmic underdog but unilaterally scorned by scholarly astronomers who considered it far too dinky and distant, the little floating rock that could was unceremoniously stripped of its status as a planet just this week. How unjust! How are we gonna recall the nine planets without the acronym - especially if My Very Earnest Mother Just Served Us Nine.... Nine? It has lost all meaning! Hell come to think about it, what's my star sign gonna do without a planet?
Alas, poor Pluto! I knew him well.
Polls
As vunderworld louis alerted us all, there is an Asia Blog Awards Nomination going around and I gotta say I'm damn pleased to be in the running. Awesome to be in such blog-worthy company although the skewed selection of bloggers does beg some scrutiny - isn't it odd that the GLBT blogs are mostly Malaysians? Something in the water perhaps?
Now I gotta go rent my off-shoulder Vera Wang with the pearls and Louboutins for the ceremony as I promised a certain pink pilot - who I assume is getting the sponsored glittery kebaya. Hey, gotta look great on that imaginary red carpet after all.
22 comments:
Hello, whats up doc?
Planets:
Im Aries, my planet is Mars i guess...
Polls:
Congratulations on the nomination:)
mmmm i wonder what can you give us in return if we vote for you!!!
Have a cool weekend with no envy
o.. congrats for the nominations too.. well I think wear nothing would be great too! :)
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! im so glad for you@!! :D
ahhh don worry about skanks who have temporary attractive qualities...
sigh...poor old PLuto...i wonder if they'll strip his name off the Disney cartoons as well!!
Make sure you practice your posing (one leg in front of the other and your body at a slight angle), as well as your wave to the adoring fans in the stands.
CONGRATULATIONS PAUL!
Win 1st. Decide what to wear or not to wear later. ;)
who doesn't want three hot steamy doctors fighting for him or her? Hell think of the stereotypical chidlren who grow up wanting to be "rich" doctors!! Isn't that what we all aim for? Hot steamy people chasing us half naked who are also apparently well off financially? hehe
you got to take the heat now and chase after the sun, the ruling planet for Leo. ;)
CONGRATULATIONS!!! I will vote for you if you let me know when the voting opens.
Ohhh... Poor Pluto Neh? Maybe I could like wear a dress to resemble Pluto to the Awards? You know, like Bjork & her swan dress?
congrats! i vote for you, i vote for youuuuu....
what to wear ah? errr... only socks?
Wow, we are proud of you Doctor!! :P When the poll is opened, I'll sure vote for u geh...
Doc, remember to start learning the Cat Walk and all the correct body postures on the stage from now on yar, and remember to tailor-made your Kebaya (represent malaysia mar) yar!!lolx :)
I don't really care about Pluto. Really. :-) It's just so small. well, i am not a size queen but :-)
And big congratulations on your nomination! You should be proud of yourself very much. :-) What would you get when you win? Something pretty for every voter, please. :-)
you know what they say, it's an honor just to be nominated. i wonder what the sawg bag looks like...
congrats on the nomination!!!
Aiya, things change, people change, law change, planets change too! I thought it was for the better though. =)
Congrats on your nomination.
Haven't seen the other blogs but here's to you winning the award.
There's that mud wrestling theme again la! Maybe it's a kickback to the neatnik gene? Think I prefer the idea of (hunky) clergy in white undies. ;oP
Pluto will still be the same whether humans call it a planet or not. :oD
My ruling planet is Venus - but she always seems to have PMT (US PMS) with me. :o\
I'm free on Saturday Paul, when are you picking me up. And if I have to wear the Vera Wang dress, then fine. Calvin, you can come too.
Now, when you win, you're supposed to look all surprised and have some super intelligent speech ready.
Congratulations on the nomination :)
Sure thing Annie, I have to start looking for a nice fitting suit for the ceremony too, as the old saying goes: There's a man behind every successful man.
Heh.
Hey Hey.. love this blog of yours... since u have a thing 4 docs (",), what about Desperate Housewives' Dr. Ron? He's a cutie! I haven't read all of your posts, now sorry if you already posted on him, but you know... just a sugestion ;) keep it cool ...
Don't forget to pair it with multi-colored Bulgari necklace. Is Calvin dress up in Carolina Herrera?
:) I love Meredith...although I think Dr. Shepards wife (can't remember her name) is hotter.
Hope all is well with you.
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