Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Tripped

Everytime I think I've finally turned a corner and reached Good Guy Town, I find myself automatically regressing taking several steps backwards.

Or at least taking that severe desperate u-turn back into Sin City.

Today I tripped someone.

Really. It was like in a slapstick comedy routine. Easy enough to explain actually. I'm a simple guy after all. During a conversation I got irritated by that infuriating someone. I just couldn't stand it anymore. So in a fit of pure insanity I tripped her.

And down she went.

The larger the ego ( and the lard-ass ), the harder the fall. Those who haven't tried it would be surprised how easy it is to trip someone.

Prison
I doubt even these bars could keep my wicked self in...

I admit I couldn't contain my wicked glee. I almost burst out laughing and had to bite my lip. I know. What the fuck is wrong with me! Sometimes this crazed inexplicable ( mostly irrational ) impulse - what I call my heart of darkness - just takes over. No doubt one day I'll give in far too easily to my darker side without much protest from my embattled conscience and mayhem would ensue.

Reason enough to befriend all the lawyers I can find.

Even then, I found myself wishing that she was carrying a mountainous load of files. Or at least a tray full of gooey food with fizzy drinks. So that I could see them fly.

15 comments:

Jason said...

Juk juk juk...

mstpbound said...

oh my god. i can't believe you fucking did that! that's hilarious! and sexy. mmm.... :D :D

matrianklw said...

I've always wondered, does the person you trip turn back and yell at you or does she just stand up and walk away in embarassment?

Little Dove said...

Trip as in making her stumble? A wantonly cruel act. You're my hero Savante. ;)

Queer Ranter said...

OH...

MY...

WAKAKAKAKKAKA! :P

Ah-Bong said...

just tripped her? you should so step over him and stamp on her. *evilish laugh*

Fable Frog said...

OMG!!! DOCTOR EVIL!

AJ said...

ROTFL~!!

well, an irritated mind is the devil's workshop ;P

p/s: ROTFL = rolling on the floor laughing

Ban said...

Eeeeeevil doc. Eeeeeeeeeevil.

gaia19 said...
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gaia19 said...

matrianklw: if someone tripped me, I'd turn around and yell at them. But that's just me.

Paul, you're a classic one. Was it a black out effect? The rage building up, and that's it? Got to love that, lol.

Devi said...

OMG you're so evil!

Sincerely, King Bitch said...

You are Dr. Evil! Did she bitchslap you once she got back on her feet?

ethnwg said...

fking evil doc!

hahahaha

savante said...

Seriously. It was like an out-of-body experience. I could see myself doing it and wondering WTF.