You see, shockingly enough Comrade Christian has recently professed himself to be an ardent follower of Sodom - a near blasphemous fact that surprisingly didn't cause his moral superiors to immediately order a cleansing bath of holy water followed by instant interrogation and excommunication. Seems like the recent revolutionary reforms of the church have spread down even to the lower orders leading a visionary few to exhort Christian to go forth... and discover himself - rather than multiply as it were.
Christian : Oh father, help me for I have sinned.
Father : Nowhere better to absolve yourself than at LaQueen. I'll even throw in dinner at Frangi's.
Searching for absolution!
And our novitiate has followed their urgent summons. From personals to park stalking, from bathhouses to clubs, from tea parties to foam parties; he has followed faithfully in the cum-stained trails of all those who have come before him. No doubt Sts Sergius and Bacchus are watching in voyeuristic approval.
And yet he finds himself unfulfilled - and distinctly disillusioned by the shallow, superficial homosexual world. Expecting to find that impossible prince charming to lead him to a happily-ever-after, Christian finds his fellow club companions far more interested in playing musical beds, testing out mattresses like latent commitment-phobic Goldilocks-wannabes.
Colour me surprised.
Since here comes the sad conundrum of the homosexual world. The futile search for monogamous true love inevitably brings us back to the ghettoized rainbow clubs most times ( not that many opportunities to socialize amongst ourselves after all ) - and yet luscious club princes who frequent such places simply aren't that interested in wedding after bedding. Rather than offering a fucking happy ending, they seem to be quite happy fucking ends. Inevitably even wide-eyed optimistic newbies find themselves irresistibly drawn to the seductive embrace of this pleasurable ( decadent yum! ) world.
Is it any wonder that a horrified Christian's probably contemplating a return to the monastery?