Thursday, June 14, 2007

China Dolls

Taking a quick glance at the news these days, you'd find the hot trivial topic of the day revolves around the issue of having domestic maids imported from China to ease the shortage of labour here. After all, these days everything good seems to be made in China ( including hottie Huang Xiaoming! ).

Hunk
Made in China

Unfortunately the response varies with surprising loud cries of horror coming from the married women of the household who fear cuckolded husbands running into the perfumed arms of their winsome china doll maids. Rather than welcome the helping hand in the kitchen, these women ( including supposedly well educated MPs ) are taking up militant arms against admitting these foreign Shanghai Sweeties. Seriously, so much for women's lib and bra-burning. Even supposedly confident modern working women in my workplace fall apart at the mere mention of the elusive Fuzhou Filly - or even that Dalian Darling.

Hence this surprising conversation in our pantry.

Paul : What's wrong with them taking maids from China?
Ninny : No no... they will steal our husbands. Very very bad.
Paul : Seriously? And how would they do that? Magical love happy potions?
Ninny : Hee hee. Of course not. They pretty pretty girls who can cook tasty dishes mah. Sure win over man's heart.
Paul : That easily? Your husband must be one seriously gullible fellow.
Ninny : Man's heart through stomach mah.
Paul : And you still want such a faithless man who leaves his wife and kids for a some chinese dumplings?
Ninny : Men will be men mah.
Paul : Why stop at the maid? You think he won't stray at the workplace? You think he won't go out with his little secretary?
Ninny : Don't say liddat lah.

Seriously. I was hard pressed not to wring her bimboesque neck. Not sure where Dr Ninny actually hung her medical degree but I believe it must have fallen into a faraway ditch somewhere along with her modicum of brains and self respect.

My mother would have been insulted.

Sometimes I wonder how women of today actually think. With women's lib and equality long established in the workplace, I've always come to assume that the glorious girls of my generation are strong, self-possessed Lil Miss Independents secure of their position in the world. Guess I was wrong.

Fear and insecurity over the pretty Chinese maid leading the naive men astray? Do the ladies have so little regard for themselves that they think their husbands will leave them that easily? Turn their backs on their marriage for some sweet sour pork and some fantan fanny? Have I actually accidentally stepped back into some bygone era when women were treated as mindless chattel to be figuratively clubbed and dragged home, simpering concubines numbered by the dozens and dragon wives were positioned by rank in the household?

And how does a committed relationship work without trust? When the suspicious wife automatically works out the assumption that her husband will stray at the least temptation! Seriously. If you're gonna live with a man you think will cheat, I suggest you get rid of the poor maligned bastard immediately. He certainly deserves better than to be branded an adulterer even before the deed.

Haven't even started on the fact that they actually believe the majority of these Guangdong Gals actually come here to steal their husbands. Come on, a few rotten apples doesn't mean the whole crop's a goner! What an insult to Chinese women. And has everyone actually forgotten the fact that our ancestors actually attempted pretty much the same thing - travelling far and wide to find work in newer pastures? I doubt anyone ever dared accuse my grandmother of being the other woman before her arrival.

But I figure it's alright. If the ladies over here think that competition from some Lanzhou Lovelies and Harbin Honeys would tempt the local heterosexual men too far, I think the government should consent to having Chinese male labourers taking their place then. I certainly wouldn't mind having a delicious Huang Xiaoming lookalike playing naughty maid in my household :)

And if my husband strays with the Shanghai Stud, I'll just kick the adulterous pair out on their collective arses and replace him with a cuter maid. :P

18 comments:

Joshua said...

Good topic, Paul. You just couldn't believe how shallow minded some of our Msian Chinese women are, especially when you hear some of these comments were actually made by our "supposely well educated and intelligent" female MPs and leaders in MCA. Yeah you women can continue to blame the Chinese ladies or whoever but you just couldn't stop your husband from straying out there...

Btw I watched this movie called NAMESAKE. A very interesting and warmth story about the lives of Indian immigrants in US. Based on the novel by Jhumpa Lahiri. Catch it if you have the time :)

Jonzz said...

LOL, good point, what's the point of a woman marrying if she think every man is a potential cheat?

One word. Insecurity. It doesn't decrease with power.

hrugaar said...

Hmm, maybe it would cause less upheaval if you and husband chose a cute Chinese houseboy together, on the understanding that he was there for your 'mutual enjoyment'. Hee.

Chris Vineyard said...

if they can't trust their husbands than why marry the guy in the first place... If so scared or husband being attracted to the maid then don't la go and choose the young and pretty maids...

Alex said...

Oooo.... are they gonna announce working permit for hot guys from China???

Sue said...

I agree with Hrugaar. Maybe you and Charming Calvin could select a handsome houseboy together. :)

Queer Ranter said...

Oooo cute boys from China. Where do I sign up?

coolgardy said...

Me me me, get me a made in China houseboy too, but, on one condition, must look like Huang XiaoMing. :)

Mark said...

That conversation is just the funniest! But look at that boy, he's the finest!

JL said...

lai lai si wor the siu mai :P

Legolas said...

JL, what siu mai is that? Personal one? Hehehe.

I don't mind having a hunky houseboy doing my house cleaning, except my ironing. Nobody touches that iron.

nyonyapenang said...

when they said they are considering domestic help from China, i was already thinking along your line....ahh...to have Huang Xiaoming lookalikes serving me my hot Milo and givng me some foot reflexology too and...and...

jay said...

Excellent topic. Without trust, there is nothing but it sounds like they will trust NO man, not just their husbands.

Cyclohelix said...

ahh, a good houseboy or butler to serve me tea, not to mention hanky-panky at the least expected moment XD

hmm, how far can i go?

Psychosis Personified said...

took the thoughts right outta my mind...
oh there IS hope for men yet!! do you boys come in straight versions and how much would that cost?

seriously, i'd go down on my knees and ask you to marry me.......among other things *ahem* :P

William said...

Let's not forget Beijing Boy and HangZhou Hero.

savante said...

I was stunned myself by some of the things they sayd, joshua. How embarassing for women everywhere.

Exactly, jonzz!

Mutual enjoyment. I like that word, ru :P

But it happens a lot, chris. Not the first time I've heard some ninny tell me the same.

God, I wish, alex!

DOubt the government woud go for these plans, sue :P

So you can forget about it, queer rant :P

I have first dibs on him, coolgardy!

No argument there. I think he's hot as well, mark.

And some pork dumplings as well, jl. But you already have your own houseboy mah.

What's with the iron, legolas!

Only milo and foot massage, nyonya? Aiya, you're wasting their talent :P

I find it very weird myself, jay.

THink you can go pretty far, helix.

Straight versions aplenty. YOu just gotta look out for them, psychosis.

Beijing Boy, william :)

Paul

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