Calvin Klein was one smart fella.
Aren't the white briefs enough to make you wanna look?
Came in to the changing room today only to be stunned by the sight of perfection - so stunned in fact that I almost had a devastating head-on collision with a open locker door. Alas it was only a short evanescent glimpse of heaven before it was obscured by boring generic polyester-blend pants and a cloth belt. Didn't even get to see the identity of Mr Hot Ass before the he hurried out ( stunned by the quantities of drool dripping out of my slack mouth no doubt ) - and anyway, I was a bit more preoccupied with what was going on south of the border to noice what was going on north of the equator.
Sigh. Obviously some things are not meant to be. :)