Thursday, October 05, 2006

The Gift

Seriously. God's gift to man ( and women too, come to think of it ) is plain white cotton briefs over flawless golden tanned skin on a tight, hard butt. Doesn't have to be fancy or prettied up with black leather, white lace or colourful mascots. Just plain no-frills white.

Calvin Klein was one smart fella.

White briefs
Aren't the white briefs enough to make you wanna look?

Came in to the changing room today only to be stunned by the sight of perfection - so stunned in fact that I almost had a devastating head-on collision with a open locker door. Alas it was only a short evanescent glimpse of heaven before it was obscured by boring generic polyester-blend pants and a cloth belt. Didn't even get to see the identity of Mr Hot Ass before the he hurried out ( stunned by the quantities of drool dripping out of my slack mouth no doubt ) - and anyway, I was a bit more preoccupied with what was going on south of the border to noice what was going on north of the equator.

Sigh. Obviously some things are not meant to be. :)

11 comments:

ikanbilis said...

haha! good one. and true, CK's just smart! too bad no further details on Mr Hot Ass.

Anonymous said...

We have a saying here, "You snooze, you lose." Better luck next time my friend.

matrianklw said...

That's hot!

Annie said...

Well, geez doctor, don't just stand there! LOL!

Perky said...

I agree! ;)

thompsonboy said...

see no touch...sigh

Anonymous said...

Yeah I love wearing white too... But alas, my complexion is far from a healthy tan...

I think briefs or underwear should go in either white, grey or black and maybe navy blue. Nothing else.

NeiLDC said...

that was ANDREW WOLFF,

woff woff!

Anonymous said...

Oh it's quite simple really. Just announce that a crab infection is spreading among the doctors and you'd like to perform an inspection of all the male doctors' crotch to catch the source.

Been watching a tad too much Grey's Anatomy perhaps, but it might just work!

Anonymous said...

Oh it's quite simple really. Just announce that a crab infection is spreading among the doctors and you'd like to perform an inspection of all the male doctors' crotch to catch the source.

Been watching a tad too much Grey's Anatomy perhaps, but it might just work!

Marie said...

I agree on the tanned skin+ white briefs thing... try Asian martial artist boyfriend in the summer...

It's been months since I've seen it, and the beautiful image is still etched in my mind.