Well not since I came across my new locker with the surprising name of Lorenzo Mercanti. And fell blissfully in love. Like the entertainer formerly known as Prince ( and now some oblique pansexual symbol ), I've whimsically decided to adopt a new name - and Lorenzo it shall be.
Googled the name ( doesn't everyone do the same? ) and sadly found nada! Was hoping Lorenzo would be a gorgeous Italian God with a fabulous apartment in Florence full of Bruno Magli leather boots, we'd start a torrid correspondence online and he'd end up falling madly in love with me.
Sweet Lorenzo...
Chances are he's a happily married octogenarian with grandchildren on his knee.
God only knows who the original bearer of the name is but I figure he can bear to share especially since he left some dark blue scrubs ( used? splattered with bodily fluids? ) behind. And after all, Paul is such a boring outdated name, dontcha think? So terribly biblical. Well, you have to agree Saul was way more happening before with all the violent heroics but ever since the lightning struck, he seems to have turned all saintly after.
Much easier to be called Lorenzo. Now a name like Lorenzo conjures up all sorts of exotic images of gondolas, masquerades and grand canals. You can fight a dashing duel over the fair name of Lorenzo Mercanti! Hell, you can sell delicious flagons of perfumes with that name!
Say hello to Lorenzo.
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Lorenzo?
Lorenzo Paul?
Paul Lorenzo?
Lo-Paul-renzo!?
Polorenzo
Loporanzo..
LoPalina!
(>.<)'''
Thought I could come up with a more interesting name for you. Obviously, I am bad at it. I gave up!
Lorenzo? sounds like a name the hongkies would use for their movies/dramas in the 80s~ usually for a guy who steal others' girlfriend~ hmmmm hahaha~ so drama right? Oh!! and Marsden is your new banner!! i love love love this pic. Everyday I stare at his huge poster at GAP pavilion and i still can't stop drolling~
WALAO... italian name ah? Why the sudden SHOCKER???
Anyways, Ah Prince James ahem? Oh Yeah he was a main puller in me "contributing" to Gap's December monthly turnover!!!
hi Lorenzo
haha
what locker you are talking about?
at your work place??
Haha Lorenzo? isn't that the furniture shop....lol, sounds exotic anyways, and your layout changed....
i was just about to blog about the new GAP poster where James Marsden and Amy Adams are used as models, he is just so adorable on the poster. I want to squeeze him to death.
prince charming indeed.
kiamkana
Dr. Lorenzo, physician of the heart.....
Nobody uses Lorenzo because it's the name of a medical oil.
If this is not Paul, then who is it?
*dum dum dum
cant comment on post! i didnt leave any comment on posts.... cos.. it looks weird if people dont comment on my posts and i feel sad if no one comments on my post, so i rather put up a tagboard, where its more effective actually albeit short for commenting but...... yeah hahahaha
i am weird. i know
oooo... hi dr. mercanti...
Same thought as Charming Calvin: first word that comes to mind when I see "Lorenzo" is "oil".
Florance.
Don't know if I like the new banner. Seems... fresh... but also... mmm... MMMM... MMMM... LOLs.
Lorenzo reminds me of leather furniture. Love the xmas banner.
Still you gotta admit it's a cool name! Come on, Lorenzo!
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