Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Techno-Himbos III The Revenge of the AVIs

For those who regularly follow my delusional rantings, my reputation as a techno-himbo obviously preceeds me. Wrestling with my antiquated cellphone with all its snazzy functions is already a feat all by itself.

But last night I managed ( well, with the help of my darling Lanky Legolas and the inimitable Wingedman Will ) to succeed in something approaching a miracle! Surely no big deal for the more technologically savvy bloggers out there but for a techno-himbo yokel like me, surely a scientific feat not seen since famed Archimedes broke the laws of social decency and streaked the town yelling Eureka.

Yes, I finally managed to download a movie online - and watch it. All by my little self.

Some applause is in order surely. Believe me, it amazed me that such a thing is even possible. How could a movie be compressed into such digital mumbojumbo... well, let's not even go into that since it would only show how woefully ignorant I can be regarding the various technological advances we have made in the past century. I could relate all the frustrating times I've spent trying to even watch the downloaded movies ( first there was no movie, then no sound, then no image, then no... ) but I won't since it's too horrible to contemplate.

Gleefully triumphant, I immediately sent frantic messages to some of my friends expecting rapturous replies. That was obviously quite delusional of me since here are some of the less-than-enthusiastic replies.

Big Bicep Barry : Omigod. You never knew? :O
Preity Posh : You mean you didn't know before this?
My ISO : I am still amazed that you can even manage a toaster. :)

Hmm.. Obviously I need to find some better friends.

Flushed with my seeming success, I sat myself down last night after a harried emergency call in one of the darker hospital rooms to watch the new series I mentioned a while back, Supernatural. That was a huge mistake on my part. Nothing adds to the eerieness of the moment like watching a horror/suspense series in a dark, gloomy hospital room - tucked into a lonely, silent corridor - with the cold monsoon winds rattling the windows. Every little screech down the corridor had my heart pounding and my hands reaching out for my syringe - loaded with muscle relaxants surely enough to stop a rampaging monster.

Sexy demonhunting brothers!
Come pick us up, please!


For those who haven't seen the excellent series, go take a look. It has two droolingly sexy male leads ( come on, what more do you want! ) playing the intrepid Winchester brothers who drive around the country in an amazing vintage Chevy confronting ghosts, evil forces, and unexplained phenomena as they seek their missing father and try to uncover the malevolent force that killed their mother. Think a seriously creepy cross between X Files and Route 66.

Just try not to watch alone in the dark.

20 comments:

Mark said...

Yes! I can't wait for Supernatural to be played here in Oz!

AJ said...

mmm hot supposedly brother leads.. I must watch..

how about hello death? ever heard of that?

MrBunnyBan said...

Ai? You brought your laptop to work?

...and here I was thinking you'd be stealing time away to watch something more...steamy if anything. ;)

Derek said...

You should give us a review of Supernatural soon. Tell us how hot are the leads, and can they act (not that it's important anyway) ;P

Petie said...

You didn't email me for help? :P I am so disappointed...

Anyhow glad to hear that you were able to play AVIs files on your computer (is it a notebook?) I guess next is to teach you how to get porn :p

Anonymous said...

I am glad you have been introduced to the world of AVI and other things :) just don't get addictied to them too much.

When you are in a dark hospital room, make sure you watch your back! see, I told ya. *insert evil laughs here*

Legolas said...

Glad that it worked.

Just ring the bell 5 times and I'll be there to offer my help. ;-p

akihisa said...

Aargh ! Malaysia is so LATE in bringing hot new shows and even movies like Supernatural etc. And they're wondering why pirated CD/DVD is so rampant ?!!

I apologize for venting a bit there. Really need that. ;-p

Ahmad

Anonymous said...

Like I always say (and Jamie gets tired of hearing it)...a little encouragement always helps!

I'm glad for you. My experience has been much the same with any computer I've tried to download a movie on.

Petie said...

BTW, www.torrentz.com is a pretty good BitTorrent linking site for TV and movie ; Be sure to check it out

Anonymous said...

Here is what you have been waiting for: CONGRATULATIONS!!! (imagine a croud standing and applauding) Way to go Paul!!! Hurrah, hurrah, etc. Credit where credit is due. Does that help? FYI - I have no cell phone, and my home PC cannot run dvds. Call me techno-bimbo. My husband runs our network (is our IT manager, uses the system for his business) and would not want to download any movies for fear of viruses.

I have seen Supernatural (I live in the US) because Jensen Ackles is in it and he is a cutie, but found it way too scary. The other guy is even cuter than Jensen.

Okay, now that all of that is over, do you think that BBB's use of :O is an unconscious signal that he wants to blow you? (tee hee)

Jay said...

Welcome to the dark side Paul. Every night when I get home the first thing I do is check my downloads to see what's come down. It's ruined my life... and yet made it so much richer!

Now screw the movies dude, go get yourself some porn!

Musang said...

YAY!!! *pops open juices and oreos*

you made it!!! it's another step closer to become the techno-savvy babes!!

*munching oreos*

now you can download porn as much as your broadband can give you... hahahahk...

my kind of life.

and holden's too. (sorry darling, had to drag you down too. i'm speaking the truth. and only the truth.)

Anonymous said...

Guys, don't encourage Paul to download porn - he needs to keep a steady hand for his work in the operating theatre! :oD

But yes, Paul, congratulations! Hope the success helps to boost your confidence to try other techno-magic thingies.

Anonymous said...

ha.ha....dont need to encourage him from downloading porno, he will eventually drawn to that dark side...

just dont get to addicted to it..he.he..;)

ça va pas la tête said...

do they have the haunting music like X-files? ;)

Paul, I havent download my virgin show yet over the internet, so to me you have reached a milestone! he he

Anonymous said...

I haven't heard about Supernatural until now. Looks like it's a helluva series basing on the lead actors alone :-p They sure look hot. Did you use Bit Torrent to download your movies? If so, thata makes me a techno-himbo, too. I am totally clueless about that. I use Limewire to download TV series and well, porn.

Squido said...

i'm a techno-himbo too, espite being born in the age of computers. xD

Techno-Himbos/Bimbos UNITE!

savante said...

Darien, download it! Same goes for Chas darlin :) And Ahmad, go watch the show!

Have actually seen Hello Death too :) Hilarious concept, aj. Not many hotties though.

I do bring my laptop to work occasionally, Daniel. I don't watch porn. It might get me too worked up.

Thanks for coming by, milady :)

Wasn't that mini review enough, derek? It has hot guys with decent acting. What more do you want? :)

Thanks for the offer, pete. Will keep you in mind.

It's too late, shigeki. I am addicted.

Thanks a lot, leggy.

Brian, we should start a technodummies club :) Squido can join too.

Supernatural was freaky scary, wasn't it, sue. I wouldn't dare watch it alone in the dark again! And an invitation to blow me? BBB would have been shocked :)

Looking for the porn, Jay. So hard to find! How do you guys - that includes you Musang - find it!

Will look for other feats of technomagic to try soon, ru.

ca va. Get your cherry popped soon!

Can't say much since I'm a bimbo myself, mark. :)

paul

Musang said...

i use p2p sharing programme called limewire. get it for free from limewire.com, or get a pirated one and be a 'registered' user.

from then on , you can find under movie clips, thousands of porn movies. just type nice keywords.

my fave keywords: gay, porn, falcon
MJ fave keywords: kids, kids, porn

LOL

welcome to dickneyland.