But I only have one complaint to make, surely a valid complaint! It was such a terrible letdown for me. Although he dresses much as I imagine they would - in scruffy jeans and a tee, my plumber more closely resembles one of the elderly uncles sitting with their feet up on the seat scratching their portly bellies in the coffeeshops. Hardly the buff, brawny hunks with their tight abs pictured in movies and gay porn - who somehow always come complete with clothing malfunctions and the morals of a stray alleycat. He didn't even offer to let me handle his tools, not that I would have done any such thing.
Why doesn't my plumber resemble any of the guys in Desperate Housewives? :) Just a tenth of James Denton's raw sex appeal would be fine by me. Even a fraction of Jesse Metcalfe's abs would be enough.
5 comments:
I think the mechanics union is in on the deal too!
Paul
Awww Paul, I feel for ya. Did you at least get to see some crack? LOL
Darlene
Avoided the crack whenever I could. Wouldn't want the plumber to get the wrong ideas :)
Paul
Is this to be a recurring theme in this blog? I belive we had this conversation not too long ago? ;)
New house. New place. Can't help it... gonna be inundated by plumbers and the like for some time... only wish they looked a hell of a lot better.
Paul
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