While watching though, I came to the sad conclusion that I would never make it as a chivalrous Jedi knight. A terrible disillusionment especially coming on the heels of the fact that according to reliable sources, I'm also far more suited for the House of Slytherin but that's something else entirely - and a totally different franchise altogether.
It seems pretty obvious that I'm more suited for enlistment on the ranks of the dastardly Sith Lords. I don't think I could make it on listening to logic and reason alone since I rely quite a lot on gut feeling and emotion. And I wouldn't ever think of distancing myself from the ones I love. Not to mention the neverending preaching about the good and the worthy? Gaining strength through contemplation and passivity? Oh please! I'd prefer giving people the wicked, scary-eyed stare, slashing people who offend me into tiny, bite-sized pieces and riding around in flattering ( and slimming ) black robes that flutter so dashingly in the breeze.
And that celibacy clause in the ascetic Jedi contract? Please. I'd jump on the closest sexy clone I can find and ream out his Dark Side. That mind-altering ability performed so well by Obiwan Kenobi would help tons!
Darth Paul in the making?
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I want to see that movie SO bad!!! But it just opened today and Drew absolutely refuses to go with me until it's been out at least a week :(
Oh well, soon (I hope).
Xo,
Aimee
ohhh..imagine paul saying " luke skywalker i am your father ,or rather your gay surrogate father!!lol!!!" now the question is,would darth paul be naked beneath his dark cape??? as aimee's husband said, " wanna see my light saber??" lol!!!
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!!
Hm. Paul, I say this with as much love and respect as I can muster:
YOU NEED TO GET LAID, BIG TIME!
Now, having said that, please continue on with your life. Believe me, I know of what I speak. It's gotten to the point where I fantasize about nearly every guy that crosses my path. Get laid, Paul. Get laid. ;)
who knew that Hayden Christensen had been hiding an impressive six-pack - alas that seems to be all he has :( I'm starting to see a pattern of male models going actors, and it's really just on looks. Seems that goes for Lost-cast as well. Oh well, not ready for a crusade about that just yet..
So did you feel my good thoughts envelope you around the 4th and 19th?
Getting laid big time is a lil hard to do. The easiest guy I can get my hands on is my ISO - and although he would certainly be game for it, I don't think that's a path that I can tread lightly over. And there's no one else around that I have the least bit of feeling for - well, apart from the cute Myanmar waiter I talked about sometime back. Have had some wild thoughts about that one.
Where have you been, Sven? So glad to have you back!
Paul
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