Saturday, November 08, 2008

A Mad Tea Party

Since Lanky Lex's unexpected coming out with the expected repercussions, the entire brotherhood has been busy circling the wagons to offer hot chocolate, moral support and spiritual succor for the newly outed fella. However rather than repel all critical invaders, we're attempting to thwart their counterattacks by preparing a fabulous lil coming out party for them instead.

Yeah, when the going gets tough, the gays go party :P

Tea party that is.

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Time for a cup of tea!

After all the invaders aren't the enemy. And we've only his Tradimum ( or better known as the Traditional Mum ) to deal with at the moment. Ostensibly the tea party would present a more sedate, conservative view of gay life rather than the sensational wild sex parties and alleged sodomites that have been in the headlines lately.

No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.


A rather civilized tea party with crumpets and scones.

Not to mention the prerequisite midamilo.

And what exactly is midamilo - a term that Janvier helpfully dreamt up! One of the patented drinks that the night nurses - in strict collusion with the some doctors - used to serve in the late evenings to irksome chatterbug patients. One good dose of warm milo ( our fortified chocolate drink ) with liberal lacings of midazolam ( a benzodiazepine ). You can imagine the combination of sedatives and chocolate would be just perfect to soothe the understandable anxieties of our Tradimum.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?


Presumably this mad tea party is where I get to dress up in an eccentric top hat laughing incessantly to myself as the Mad Hatter! Dashing Dan as the White Rabbit of course ( though he tends to sleep as much as the Dormouse! ) with Charming Calvin as the cheerfully grinning Cheshire Cat. Not sure who the rest will be playing but I'm sure Zany Zinedine would look just regal in a patterned red and white ensemble as the Queen of Hearts. Bet he'd just love to saunter diva-like with a bejewelled royal scepter screeching 'Off With Their Heads!'.

Reflection
The Hatter is here. Time to party!

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So Alice drops down the rabbit hole!

And just maybe Lanky Lex could come in a big blue frock and a black headband pretending to be innocent Alice lost in the wild, wacky gay wonderland. :)

Or would that role be played by his bewildered Tradimum?

18 comments:

Alice said...

OH man... how i wish i could join in as well. :(

I could be an eat-me cookie or drink me cup of tea..

Okay, thats not right.. i cant really think of any other characters besides what that has been mentioned..

Oh i think i could be the one smoking weed like the Caterpillar...

Oh well, i guess you guys did a really nice thing being house mother for Alex :)

Glog said...

I hope the mum doesn't come saying at the end of the day...

"what a queer lil dream I had!"

Alex said...

My Tradimum will be shocked to her core! Make that midamilo double dosage!

Rae P said...

I can't believe you guys spike ppl's tea. I cannot believe it xD

Cyclohelix said...

Sedated beverage for peace talk? Now for hypnotic purposes or panic control?

Little Dove said...
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Little Dove said...

A conservative teaparty? Hahaha...

__S.B__ said...

tea party what fun

nase said...

Seems like a coming out party to Alex's mom for everyone and not just dear Alex alone!

On a more sombre note, Paul, I have discussed with Alex regarding my concerns and I sincerely hope everything will be fine and won't backfire. Sorry if I sounded like a wet blanket.

Midamilo is new to me despite being working for so many years, lol!

Tanglebloom said...

OMG, those Alice in Wonderland pics are AWESOME! Where can I find the full set.

Ryan said...

Perhaps during the tea-party we should make Lanky Lex sing "I am What I am"?!

Fable Frog said...

sure hope it would turn out as planned~

H.a.M.s.A.p said...

Wow, a queer version of Alice in Wonderland..interesting + nice scrumptious bodies ~

Janvier said...

Yay for Midamilo! Now how about some Neszolam?

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Hey! I have been reading your blog for a while now and I found you to be incredibly witty and amusing.

I never commented before because I found no reason to do so until now.......Where did you find these Alice in the Wonderland photos? They are so whimsical and artsy. You have good taste.

Anonymous said...

i LUV the pics!
where??????????????

Jason said...

OMG, what type of son is this. Double dosage somemore... :S

savante said...

Smoking weed eh, leo :)

It would be hilarious if she did so, glog!

But what fun your Tradimum would have, alex.

It's not spiking. And it's done.. well I've seen it done before, raeshad and helix.

Well not so conservative, lil dove.

Scary you mean, sb?

You're not the only one voicing such concerns and I agree, nase. We'll see how it works.

Tanglebloom and others, you can find the pics at Broadway Bares. They did a Wonderland theme this year.

Doubt it. He'd probably sing Downtown instead, ryan.

Hope so, froggie.

No argument there, hamsap.

Or Neszepam, janvier!

Thanks, dramatic one!

Written above, closetalk!

Scary right, jason?

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