Hang on to your tanktops, sequins and feather boas, boys! Seems like the gayest place in town these days is our very own fabulous little island of Penang. How else can you account for the nigh impossible number of gay parties being raided over there? Even caught a few boys with their pants down this very weekend making the headlines.
Imagine the numbers of parties not being raided! :)
Now that's what I call a party!
Well, either that or the island has a highly overzealous vice squad! Guess robberies and murders must be getting really scarce in Penang with the peeping tom coppers conscientiously conducting pointless raids on an almost weekly basis. Surely they must have other petty crimes to prevent rather than stopping a coterie of sweaty towel-clad gymbots from giving each other a good wank.
All I know is the robbers and murderers can hurt me ( badly! ) - whereas party skanks who fuck around can't. Rather than spread war, destruction and mayhem, they are spreading love. At least commend the folks for using condoms - supposedly found littering the premises! But I doubt our righteous do-gooders would be mollified. Probably the hundredth time I'm repeating this but what goes on behind closed doors, I don't wanna know.
And I shouldn't wanna know.
But obviously the sanctimonious morally-superior authorities love to pry. So what I suggest for the boys who love to play is to find an exclusive beach bungalow to rent on a weekly basis. Then rotate places by the month. Lead the local gestapo on a merry goose chase. Imagine sending clandestine invites with that secret scarlet pimpernel stamp on the missives.
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
Is he in heaven?—Is he in hell?
That demmed, elusive Pimpernel.
Even our own nosy Chauvelins would be driven batty.
They moved again?!
Really curious who tipped off the boys in blue though. After all, such exclusive invitations are only circulated amongst those in the know. So other than busybody neighbours annoyed at the inexplicable slurping noises, who else would have an axe to grind?
Now who's the narc each time?
11 comments:
I think that maybe one of the officer were not invited to join the sex orgy...opppss I mean the party
so, he's pissed off...erk!! ;P
It's alrready circulated in the news. Here it is:
70 nabbed in police raids on gay parties
Oh? Catch again in Penang?
dont tell me you watch Fringe too XD
and p/s: i read the news on the link given. one of the guy was wearing pj. what the heck ? XD
what the hell are those useless police doing?
instead of catching robbers, thieves and murderers, they spend few hours daily at the nearby sarabat stalls enjoying teh tarik, have some kuihs and raid gay spots.
apparently, the police will never realised how satisfying it is to get a good wank from a hunk/cutie. =(
Felt bad for those victims. Perhaps this is the ONLY capability of Penang's authority that they can proud of?
YEs boyz, learn it (the advice) from Master Paul...
Gosh! good idea Paul~ with the rotating of venues~ Brill!!
Yeah, these moralised police sure love to pry.
HIlarious, aj :)
Yup, googled the lot as well, mannpriedo!
Well, chris, just can't believe it's happening there. Again!
At this rate, raeshad, what don't I watch :P
Doubt they'd even agree to a wank, dave. Probably clap you behind bars.
Hope they are all doing fine, keenyee.
Yeah, leo and frog, bet I was a crime cartel boss sometime in the past.
Wish they'd just find better crimes to solve rather than wanking fellows, jason.
Paul
like, where were all the parties when I was there?
lol
honestly, it came as a shock, even to me, being a skank and all that
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