Tuesday, March 18, 2008

A Roma Rack

I admit I'm easily distracted.

Though I try to focus on the job at hand, usually I have far too much cooking at one time so my concentration is usually split between several tasks. Practically a multi-tasking octopus. At any given moment, I might be monitoring the patient, preparing drugs, talking on the phone to a colleague and flipping through the dailies.

And then a heavy rack walks by the counter.

And I drop everything. Whoa, hot mama.

A surprisingly sexist comment from me, I know! Though I do know avowed homosexuals aren't supposed to notice such things - especially on women, sometimes it's hard not to! Especially when you have a pair of ginormous knockers practically shoved up to your nose.

Nurse Overendowed : Doctor! We have a patient in Bed 16.
Paul : Mmmrrrppphhh.
Nurse : What did you say?
Paul : Mmmrrrppphhh!! Get me oxygen!

Hard to provide a reasonable response when you're being suffocated by nature's bounty. Not that I have any particularly salacious thoughts ( I swear! ) but hey, a generous rack's still something to goggle at.

Nips
Hi. Call me Mr Nips.

Reminds me of a friend's new beau. A really sweet guy I've termed Genial Graham. Can't name names in case it gets around ( my friend has already threatened bodily harm! ) but this new beau has awesomely tight man-tits. Honestly can't help but focus on it the minute he walks into the room since it's ... just so obviously fresh, healthy n perky that your gaze just fixates on them. Practically twin signalling flags waving for attention :)

Poor Graham might be talking about the complex intrigues of the current government cabinet and all I'd be able to think of is 'Whoa. Nipples'. Monstrous, I know. With my uncontrollable motormouth - and my knack for getting into trouble, just scared one day I might slip and this might happen.

Graham : Hey! How ya doin! I heard you were free today.
Paul : Hi Nipples.

I know. I can be quite the sick puppy.

No doubt once Graham hears of this, he's gonna take to wearing the burqah.

13 comments:

Jason said...

Did you pounce on him then?

Ah-Bong said...

horny bugger... :P

hilarious no doubt. hehe

AJ said...

come to think of it.....if what u claimed to be true....i might call him nipples if i were u......hahahahahhaa ;p

strapping.shane said...

Is Graham who I think he is? :P

Janvier said...

We're sure tits do get appreciative attention. Is talking all you'd do to them? :P

glog said...

Yeah...
Horny bugger...
Hahaha...
I feel insecurity with my doctor(s) already!

A hedgehog's life said...

Don't have to resort to the burqah...there are such things as nipple covers (just ask Burse Overendowed...she might be able to recommend a good one)

A hedgehog's life said...

oopsy daisy, that shld read as Nurse Overendowed...sorry typos are bound to happen when you're imagining perky man-tits

Jay Antonio said...

I want to EAT Him!

Alex said...

Nipple nipple...

Queer Ranter said...

Oooo I love nipples. Especially perky ones. :P

savante said...

No pouncing on him, jason. Turns out Graham actually did find out :P And read the post. And confirmed that his nipples were for real. Surprisingly since I actually thought they could be stick-ons or something.

Hey, the ladies have nipple cones you know.

chase / chubz said...

hahah nature's bounty.

i love a nice set of pecs.