Grazed Anatomy

Remember how I said that hospitals are far more fertile ground for steamy affairs than I once ( innocently! ) thought? Hell, I never knew they were this HOT. Seriously.

According to a passing little bird, two male doctors were recently found... canoodling in one of the on-call rooms a whlie back. Fortunately the moral police weren't anywhere to be found - possibly far too busy conducting uncalled for raids in the North.

Supposedly a new female house officer ( no doubt scarred for life now ) walked in at some ungodly hour to find her two oblivious colleagues going at it in a most ungodly way :P Imagine their chagrin at being discovered in flagrante delicto - two virile sweaty physicians inadvertently caught in the throes in the dark of night.

I think I am getting excited. I could think of a thousand names for medical porn.

Paul : WTF! What are you doing?
McSteamy : OMG, Dr Paul!
McDreamy : Sir, it's not what you think!
McSteamy : We're studying!
Paul : Studying what? Male anatomy?


No! No! We were playing pinochle!
I do understand how they feel. After running around the wards facing down insane patients, impatient nurses and irate residents - not to mention being liberally splashed with blood, vomitus and other forms of human excrement, there is not a single person who'd feel even remotely sexy. And yet all that pure adrenaline rush and tempered excitement has to find an outlet somewhere after all!

So let's say the on-call room wasn't exactly foreign to me and my ISO as well. Don't indulge in extracurricular activities at work these days but I still have the after-effects of the post-call horniness syndrome to contend with.

I'd have had several reactions to the unexpected scene myself.

a) Blase
"I don't want to hear it. It's fucking late, I'm getting some sleep. Stuff your briefs in his mouth, don't make too much noise. And forgodssakes, don't make a mess."

b) Horny
*Smack* "Take that on your deliciously tight ass, McSteamy. How dare you start without me! Now scoot over and let me in."

c) Outrage
"OMG. My eyes! My eyes!"
And then proceed to shake my crucifix over the heathenish pair, mutter a few Hail Marys and then scurry out of the room, a pious Christian soul.

d) Curiosity
"Wow. How did you flip your leg over like that? What amazing dexterity! Could I take a picture? Maybe I could post it up on torrents!"

e) Bitchy
"Wah, so free izzit, ya pillowbiters? Mcsteamy, go clerk the patient in Bed 14. McDreamy, go run for blood products. Now go!"

You already know I'm far from a screaming religious prude so choice c) would be out of the question! As much as I'd like to say that I'd go for choice b) and get it on with two frisky fellas, I think I'd be far too tired to even get it up. Try working 24 hours in a rows and you'd know what I mean. Knowing most doctors during an exhausting on-call, we'd all most likely head for the pillow as well.

But depending on the sexual attractiveness of the couple involved, I'd certainly make an appointment to meet them later - where I'll repeat my choice b).