Dirty talk

For most of the doctors in the public hospitals, a regular day at work usually means hectic morning rounds, dealing with the various headaches - and patients - from the night before, clerking new patients at the various clinic and fending off the calls of insistent nurses. It doesn't leave much time for mindless gossip - that comes a little later at night when things start to slow down - and definitely doesn't allow for any sort of hanky panky seen in the lustful halls of television drama hospitals.

Or so I thought. As a guy - and a gay guy to boot, I'm usually oblivious to some of the rampant breeder couplings going on around me. Have a hot new male physician make his way through the corridors and my susceptible head would swivel around instantaneously but the neverending affairs of the female nurses / interns and their so-called betters somehow slip by me. Unfortunately amongst the male staff in the changing room, talk usually revolves around boring work - and the occasional near-obscene pornographic joke - but talk about relationships and personal lives are kept to the barest minimum. Hell, it might be general knowledge at work but no one whines about the fact that he's been cuckolded and left sexually starved at home with crying infants. Dammit. We're still guys after all.


So how about giving me a personal medical check-up tonight...
That is until my far more attuned female junior colleagues at work see fit to fill my innocent ears with the salacious goings-on at the hospital. Obviously girls tend to huddle together for a bit of gossip during their century-long visits to the ladies'. It always amazes me to hear exactly what goes on behind closed closet doors. Suffice to say, even the long-running soap General Hospital would find it hard to beat the reality.

Jealousy. Back-biting. Catfights. Scandalous extramarital affairs. Kinky sexual acts. Hunky male attendants rattling the beds with the nurses. Dreamy doctors who obviously dream of being cunning linguists taking oral exams together. Yes. We all have it here at work too.

Guess I joined the right line of work after all. If only I'd gotten my share of all that action. Sigh.

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Just an addition to tell y'all to catch Gubra. Not only to support our budding Malaysian cinema - and the lovely storyteller, Yasmin Ahmad but also to watch a film that talks of love and betrayal - more often than not committed unto us by people who love us; not people who hate us.

Two distinct stories are told this time, one the tale of a bilal and his wife who befriend two prostitutes and also the continuation of Orked's story. For Orked's part of the tale, the ensemble cast from Sepet was brought back with the small addition of model Alan Yun as the brother of Orked's former flame. Despite Alan Yun's awkward acting, I have to say that at least he made some pretty male eye candy waking around shirtless in the hospital ( believe me, handsome hunks walking half naked in the hospitals are a rarity! ).

Spoilers here but you have to watch a hilarious scene where daring Orked makes a grab at Alan's hairy nipple. Can I admit that I was a bit of a cheap skank and did the same to Big Bicep Barry in the cinema? He did grin over at me however and asked sotto voce whether it was as hairy as Alan's.