Back to School Meme

Not sure where the rest of you guys got this School Meme but since Wingedman Will tagged me, I'm obliged to reply in kind - despite being maligned mercilessly :)

How many schools did you go to?
That's easy enough to answer, I guess. Went to an all-boys missionary school - extremely common in these parts of the world actually. Unfortunately unlike cheap gay orn, nothing untoward ever happened that I ever knew. Cute boys showered and divested themselves of clothes but no sucking and slurping noises followed immediately afterward. Still, school was an idyllic time for me :) Since we were all classmates since primary, we didn't exactly have all that many cliques in school.

Was I the studious nerd or the last minute hero?
Despite what most might think, not all doctors headed the nerd team back in school. Although my hideous homely features would suggest my inclusion into that select group, I was actually on the fringes of the goody-two-shoes group - and there were actually a number of others who would certainly qualify for biggest nerd. I was probably what would count as a last minute hero back then. Always cracked the books at the last moment. Oddly enough, despite my sadly average results in school, I somehow slipped through the cracks to enter medical school.

Only started mugging on a daily basis when I hit medical school and realized everyone else there was an exiled mutant nerd 'I'd chop off my left arm to be a doctor' from hell. Totally different world over there but I learned to survive amongst the mutant nerds.

Was I the class 'taiko' (troublemaker) or the teachers' pet?
Outwardly I guess people would expect me to be an angel but that's only if you don't notice my wicked streak. Played pranks like crazy all the time but I wasn't the class troublemaker that's for sure. I was smart enough even then to make sure that I didn't get caught of course. Reason enough that I never actually became a prefect even though I did go for the interview. So I became one of the rotating class monitors which is even worse btw.

What was the biggest rule I broke in school.
Umm... it's not exactly something I'm proud of and slightly illegal so I'm not gonna mention it. Still I did other more mundane stuff such as planting gum on seats, sawing off the legs on the stools, left dye on the prefect's white trousers and generally being quite the pest. Half the bigger boys wanted to beat me up, I'm sure, but I had really fast feet except that one time when I came back with bruises ( don't even ask about the other guy ). In comparison to those days, I'm practically a dead boring saint now.

Three subjects I enjoyed the most
English. An obvious choice since I loved to write even then. Always enjoyed penning little essays and poems to the delight of my teachers - who always thought I'd probably amount to nothing :)

Art. Another obvious choice since I've always loved sketching and doodling on the exercise books. Used to pencil out cunning caricatures of the teachers who most annoyed me - and then drew real-life stakes running through them. Yes. I was vicious even then. Of course I've improved vastly on that with my recurrent tragic endings for Bountiful Betty.

History. Something about it always intrigued me. What happened to others in the past? What they did? What they wore? What inspired them? All these questions have always made me wonder and I readily devoured every history book given to me. Certainly outstripped my teachers in certain fields of history.

And no, I didn't enjoy science all that much. Despite what I'm doing right now, I've actually always leaned towards the arts.

Three teachers that inspired me
Seriously. None. Can't imagine a single teacher who actually inspired me. No hotties either.

Not gonna tag anyone in particular so anyone who wishes to many write :) Sure most of y'all have had some hijinks in school so tell me all about it!