According to his wise words - to achieve my own personal nirvana, I shall have to refrain from any mention of the s word ( hell, you know the one I mean! ) - or any particularly salacious reference to the naughty act that Adam and Steve did behind Eve's back just underneath that infamous tree in the Garden of Eden. My thoughts have to be as pure as the red-vested cardinals in the hallowed halls of Vatican City ( hmm, I doubt that but still I get the point... )
So I shall be a good boy tomorrow. No mention of muscular arms or tight tees. No tugging men's nipples. No whispering sly comments in their ears. No saucy winks at Big Bicep Barry or Handsome Hui. Tomorrow, I shall sit demurely with my hands folded on my lap and only talk about the weather, what we had for breakfast and what's playing on television. Normally I would also mention the fact that the guy in the picture looks like he'd be a good tumble in bed ( with pinchable nipples ) but I shan't.
That's because I'm a good boy. By hell or high water, I shall prevail!
21 comments:
in your profession, dahling, i don't think that's possible, lolz. the sheer number of people from all demographic groups absolutely does not allow that to happen. especially since the likelihood of coming across a particularly pinchable dude is so high.
of course, add in the mitigating factor that they may be carrying some horrendous incurable flesh eating disease might help stave off any untoward urge to fondle. hmm.
so does that mean there wont be anything juicy posted tomorrow too? awww... maybe theres a loop hole to that rule :( shucks, well, il support u nonetheless, even if it means tomorrow will be a bland day. U GO GRRRLLL!!!
No need to be purist! Won't achieve anything at the end of the day...probably be on some moral high ground but will it last though? Having said that - cool pics...just let the pics speak for itself and we know what you're thinking...it's not about actions but our powerful imagination! :-)
GOSH... ur going into sainthood!!! kinda reminds me of "40 days 40 nights".. and ermmm hehe saucy josh....
anyway, then how long till u post another hot post ah???
"Normally I would also mention the fact that the guy in the picture looks like he'd be a good tumble in bed ( with pinchable nipples ) but I shan't."
you're bending the rules here by mentioning it that you should not mention. =p Don't mind me, just trying to be a smarty pants.
quicksilver, you seriously believe hospitals are crowded by handsome fellas? God, it's full to the brim with handsome fellas - who were handsome back in the 1920s.
designdoc, unless something kinky happens tomorrow of course :P Can't help it if I accidentally fell and licked Hui's ear, right?
Ian, you have a point there!!
Paul
Saucy Josh. Damn. I'd love to lick that tall drink of water. Wait, I never said that!
You still owe me my husband's pic, ya smarty pants :)
paul
Fellow? FELLOW? I'm no skank!!!!
I think I'm gonna faint.
-fans self vigorously-
...didn't you score 80% evil or something like that on that quiz thingy? You know, 'so evil that you scare the devil' evil? ;)
weeshiong, I could give you the kiss of life. And that wasn't skanky! that was life-saving!!
I am showing some repentance, Daniel :P
Paul
If you want to try to be pure then go for it. I know I might be able to take it. Just because I'm boyfriendless and am still a virgin. Lips and all. Surprise, surprise. Lolz!
Probably some view your loud-and-proud expressions as inspiring?
Okay-lah, to show some support, i appoint you as My Role Model as long as you can keep that vow. 24 hours also not bad what.
(Hopefully) You won't actually fall through with this. So NOT-PAUL-LIKE.
I think Steve Tylor of Aerosmiths should be quote on this matter 'What the F*ck were u smokin'? :)
You are talking in riddle mister :) Anything we should discuss about?
whats the code behind that?
Anyway first thing to do is the act of confession, and self realization... what are the commandments that you already done and not.. how about the 11 commandments, think for 1, anyway paul... JUST HAVE yourself a nice CREED...
Quite a nipple-pincher aren't we
:-)
dude...if you can really do that, i will give myself to you as a present...ha..ha.. :)
Hmm. From what I can tell, you've got some sort of rep already. And as we all know, trying to wreck a longtime status takes, well, a long time. Heh. I say, go with the flow.
Tomorrow you shall this, Tomorrow you shall that....Truth is THERE WILL BE NO TOMORROW!!!
:0D
speaking of sinful, did you hear about the dream i had with one mister matthew fox? he pashed me whilst in church, and oh boy, it was good!
Here's something I've been meaning to ask you since the first time I set eyes on your blog so many months ago - where the HELL do you get all these pictures? Do you like, spend hours scouring the internet, or have you got a subscription to hothalfnakedguyswithcomehithereyes.com?
Still a virgin, silentside? :) Not to worry, I'm sure you'll have guys banging the door down soon.
It was more than 24 hours, joshua so you can certainly bow to me now. :)
In riddles, surely not! Pete, I'm the original simple to read guy.
11th Commandment? Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's body, no matter how hawt :P
What can I say, wild reeds :P
Ooh a frenchman. Will certainly visit!
It's more than 24 hours, pakcik. Certainly worthy of a present.
Matthew Fox. Sigh. Even the name itself is hot!
More like scouring the basement of naked internet men but hey, I love the idea of that kinda site! We should do that, jay!
paul
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