One held by a philanthrophic socialista :)
Tired of the endless rounds of birthday bashes at posh celebrity haunts, this particular socialista decided to share his wealth with the disadvantaged as well! So instead of purchasing impossibly lavish gifts for Dramatic Dior, all we had to do was spend half a day at a children's shelter.
I could already hear the muffled screams from the assembled guests.
Of course Dior had to make it difficult by assigning a kid to each of the guests. So rather than shop for Dramatic Dior ( the fella who has everything! ), we were given the unenviable task of shopping for the disadvantaged kids. Knowing how competitive gay men are when it comes to shopping, it then became a pitched battle to top one another.
At least in purchases.
Fab : OMG. That bitch bought the kid a schoolbag?
Gay : And a pink pencilcase!
Fab : Dammit. Now I gotta get a handbag and some colour pencils to top it! And an evening dress too!
Gay : But you already got the mary janes!
Fab : No worries. We can get a bigger better bow!
Who said gay men didn't have raging testosterone.
How do I look, daddy?
There I was already starting to wonder whether I'd get a hot 18 yo orphan to dress! Mmm... tank tops and skimpy shorts! Wonder whether he'd wanna follow his new daddy home :)
Obviously our canny Dior had already anticipated the serious possibility of cradle-snatching ( with all the hawks about ) and saddled me with a disenchanted 13 year old girl instead. With no pictures at hand, all we had to rely on was our imagination. Hoping for a waifish Bollywood Hepburn, what little Gudiya got was summer dresses with bows and ruffles instead. Fortunately I had the help of a beneficent Fabulous Fiona. Quite tempted to throw in a few headbands for Gudiya as well!
Being a curious sort ( and terribly bashful in crowds ), I then checked the proposed guest list.
And practically had to stifle a scream.
8 comments:
that looks fun and a bit hard at the same time i guess,did u have fun?hehe
what did u get for the girl?
Good boi! ^_^
+Ant+
Why scream?!
Got her the summer dress that I mentioned, Mac.
Maybe that should earn me a gift from Santa this year, Anton. A gift-wrapped Chris Evans.
Well tune in this evening to find out, janvier.
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Gawatlah! re-wrap Legolas. Some Santas look cute too. ^_^
+Ant+
If you happen to stumble onto a hot 18 year old bloke, lemme know.
I've always wanted to adopt :D
paul.. who wouldn't want a chris evans all wrapped up just ready to be ripped open!
Rewrap leggie? Doubt he'd appreciate that, anton :)
If I stumbled on that, I'd already have adopted the fella, nut :)
Definitely! Just waiting for his new movie, jase.
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