Well in this modern age of science, technology and the internet, we have far more inventive ways to find forgiveness! Why resort to plain love letters that can be torn into pieces in a shredder? Why resort to long-stemmed red roses that can be tossed in the bin?
The cheap floozy behind me? No, she's only a friend!!
Obviously serial adulterer Kelvin Ng thinks so since he's been begging his wife to return through a series of videos, blogs and articles online. Cheating heart aside, he claims to want his wife Crystal back. Not only that but he caused a minor uproar when he knelt in front of a mall for ten hours to beg for forgiveness.
From his wife whom he cheated on multiple times. Three times to be exact.
Really. How about a round of applause? Standing ovation?
You know my stand on adultery and cheating. Think I've said it often enough. At least have some respect for your spouse. At the very least he could have given her a heads-up before boffing some other girl.
Wife : Hello?
Man : Hei, I'm fucking another chick tonight. Get some rest and don't leave the fucking light for me, on willya?
Wife : What?! What the -
Man : Laters.
Of course if I'm the wife, I'd have burnt his clothes, torn up the house and called the lawyers.
And yet I find myself sympathizing somewhat with this sad pathetic bloke. Though it's just too little too late, at least he's trying. Wonder whether he's actually thought it through - but no way is his poor wife going to return after being subjected to this humiliating all-too-public airing of their domestic disputes. Imagine being bombarded with apologies on such a scale! Any sane, sensible girl would balk at the very idea.
If not run away to hide under the witness protection program.