Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Hey-la Hey-la the Boyfriend's Back

Well, sort of.

But only for a short week before he returns to Beijing. So although terribly groggy and fatigued from work - after a particularly awful on-call filled with untoward mishaps, I stubbornly crawled out of bed and headed towards the bathroom for a cold shower. Worried that I'd probably drive smack into a wall with my inattentiveness but fortunately my mother came to the rescue by agreeing to keep me company during the drive.

Seeing Charming Calvin's goofy smile was reward enough though. Looks none the worse for wear though he still complains incessantly about the taxing work in Beijing.

Dexter
Look who's come over for a visit!

The rest of the gang came over a little later to say hello. All swinging carefree bachelors at the table which must have left my observant mother no doubt a little puzzled. A similar reaction to the one that Jaunty Jared's equally perspicacious mama had a few months back when we adjourned to his apartment after dinner.

Mama Jared : Why is it all guys in the group?
Paul : Coincidence?
Mama Jared : And all single and eligible?
Paul : I should hope so.
Mama Jared : Aiyah, go find a few nice girls lah.
Paul : I seriously doubt these boys would know what to do with a nice girl.

Of course I said the last line sotto voce so I doubt she heard.

Still Mama Jared must have had some niggling questions in her mind about the peculiar situation. They say the mothers always know ( though a few keep paddling hopefully in that river in Egypt ). Boys of all ages, sizes and dispositions with seemingly nothing in common getting together for regular pow-wows?

Hmmm... I'd be a bit suspicious myself.

17 comments:

Janvier said...

So long as she doesn't start the matchmaking service for everybody! :D

poof said...

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dont remind me of situations like these

daniel henry said...

what will happen if she did... find out... mmm...

the penile poet said...

I guess you will be very "busy" then...all the loving and sexing ;)

ikanbilis said...

the boys will go shopping with the girls!

speaking of egypt.. oh how i've missed it.. and some nights of sinful memories, lol!

p/s: you know, the only person i could resemble you the the hunky dr sheikh muzaffar cum the astronaut dude.

Anonymous said...

If I find a girl assigned next to my seat the next time I come for dinner... >.<

Anonymous said...

mothers are a very unique entity - perhaps the most intriguing one at that.

one of their abilities - 6th sense.

On some level, they really do know whether you're inclined towards ur guy friends more than ur girl-friends.It'd be an outright lie if they said they don't XD

clear skies said...

Oh, she knows ;) Just in denial!

It's funny, if I had a gay son, I'd probably throw a party and join every gay-parent group known to man

*grins*

Ryan said...

Wow... boyfriend's back in town! Enjoy your lovey-dovey week!

Jason said...

That's why it's better to visit when the parents are away!

jay said...

Nothing in common? So why hang out together. Surely being gay can't be the only thing in common lol.

Perky said...

I think mothers always kinda know but they'd rather be in denial... most mothers are anyway.

Plus u can always tell if the bunch of boys r straight or not. If a pretty girl passes buy n they all didnt give a hootch, then yeah gay. And even if they did look, it's not the girl that they look at. It's the girl's ACCESSORIES - shoes, handbags, nails, etc.

Anonymous said...

and there i was, prancing around curtains in pastels, serving shane dates.

Medie007 said...

so it's real elf's back. hehe...

and yea, mothers always know. i think mine knows... :P

Ganymede said...

Jaunty Jared's mom was kinda hilarious when she asked why there were only boys. :P

I thought we were going to have a mass out-of-the-closet session. Hehehe.

joshua said...

Well, my momma has given up. LoL

savante said...

Believe me, she has been thinking of doing the same, janvier.

Feeling scared, gauzzel?

I think it would be a serious anticlimax, danielhenry.

Hardly that, penis blue. I just came back from Beijing!

God I wished I looked as good as that, ikanbilis!

Count that as a match made in heaven, shane.

True enough, nash.

Well I doubt that happened with Calvin's mama, gaia!

Hardly lovey-dover. We're not Jared, ryan.

True enough, jason!

Nothing in common superficially of course, jay.

Totally agree. We only notice the women for their accessories, boyfriends included, perky.

Prancing Ezra!

She definitely does, ah bong.

I was freaking myself when she asked, queer rant.

Muahaha. joshua!

Paul