Monday, August 13, 2007

Midnights of Maggi and Milo

What are all good doctors made of?

If processed food manufacturers would have their way, I think we'd all be made of instant noodles and chocolate malt drinks. How else to explain the amazing scarcity of everything vaguely wholesome and nutritious in the pantry leaving the ever faithful Maggi packets and the ubiquitous Milo tins?

Somehow I've always associated Milo with hospitals - seemingly a panacea for all ills.

Takeshi!
One bite please...

Playing the public relations game, most physicians would have you know that we all eat fruits, vegetables and a high-fibre diet on a daily basis. *snort* Like come on. Say what you like about preservatives and MSG but just place a six-pack of instant noodles in the pantry and in an instant, famished doctors from five blocks around would swarm like tenacious vultures, pecking at it till the last crumb.

Seriously. I've seen it happen. Even seen the horrible bloody melee that occurs with that last packet at midnight as fists fly and stethoscopes swing.

And here you thought we were all peaceable folk.

Still after the merciless foodfight, we usually gather as sworn blood-brothers to swap war stories ( barring the unprecedented attack of Gungho Ginny ) of problematic patients and naughty nurses over Maggi and Milo at midnight. Right before the next wave of patients hit.

12 comments:

drownedglass said...

Midnight maggi and milo! Ah... brings me back to my decandent childhood days

conan_cat said...

lol midnight shift so interesting one ah XD and i love milo leh... everyday i must have my dosage of milo!! :D and lol really lor i sometimes really wonder that doctors and nutritionists keep asking us to eat healthy food... i wonder if they are that healthy themselves too :P

Chen said...

Hahah... i eat maggie mee and drink Milo when i'm on call in hospital. Those foodstuff are my staple food when on call :D

Medie007 said...

my buddy was saying...
houseman is the worst year of your entire life...
and u'll never get to sleep 5 hours when u're in ur clinicals...
owmigawd??

Cyclohelix said...

i just had maggi! (blame it on the tgi birthday post XD)

Anonymous said...

o, i LIKE maggi!!!
:)
hehehe.. - obsessively so. fix me up with a doc who does, too.

Ganymede said...

I haven't had maggi in ages...

One Milo peng kau kau please~~~ :P

Anonymous said...

i like having maggi after waking up from nap on a rainy day ..shiook oh.. :D

Janvier said...

And this week we've been having Milo in the office instead of our usual caffeine. 2 sugar cubes, 5 heapfuls. :S

Can barely stay awake now...

Jason said...

Simple but nice lar doc. If only I have a kitchen :(

Dave said...

Shouldn't Nestle sell their Maggi's and Milo's to the hospitals at a lower price, since both products are from Nestle, and they are such a hit to the hospitals?

And mabey Milkmaid dairy cream should be given free for every purchase of Milo. Hee.

savante said...

Decadent? Exactly what didja do with the maggi and the milo, ws :)

Hardly interesting though! Sometimes we're way too tired to even speak, conan. But usually you all know that doctors like to talk right?

Same over here, chen!

It is a terrible experience that you'll never forget, ah bong :)

Yummy, right helix?

I love it too, closetalk.

Bet you can make that yourself mah, queer rant.

Rainy day! Ooh you are so right, soloact!

Whoa, that must be damned sweet, janvier.

But you only need hot water mah, jason!

They have some generic brand, dave that just doesn't taste quite the same.

Paul