Saturday, August 25, 2007

Bad Education II

One of my all-time secret fantasies ( well I admit I've already seen it live in front of me so does that still count? ) is a guy stripping down from a sharp suit and tie. You know what I'm saying... sexy businessman coming home and stripping, swinging his silk tie around that perfectly coiffed head accompanied by the cheesiest seduction tunes with muted lights and all. Isn't that a classic?

Somehow or other, a guy in a suit just makes me melt - well just moments before I jump him. Someone once said after all Scorpios always have a thing for men in suits :)

Sexy teacherObviously the clever folks out there do know of our naughty predilections since they've found an entirely novel way of teaching American History. Albeit the naughty professor way. Just answer correctly and our sweet and sexy professor over here obliges by removing one item of clothing. Starting with his glasses to his jacket and down to his...

Well you'll have to find out, won't you? So you'd better start cracking 'em books. Suddenly I have an all-too-healthy appreciation of history.

Hell, my teachers never looked so good. I'd certainly have paid more attention otherwise. Mine were all ancient, crusty, drooling and half the time had their wrinkled, spattered shirts barely tucked into their sagging pants. Not at all appetizing. Seriously. Maybe it's a prerequisite for male teachers in all-boy-missionary schools.

The schoolmarms weren't much better either - though I admit I might not have looked quite so hard.

Stunned
Do I get an A now?

So no salacious teacher-student fantasies for me unfortunately. Of course if I had a really hot teacher like that, I might have turned out to be a really really bad student. Too much fucking distraction. How to concentrate on my books when there's some really hot man-candy strutting out front by the blackboard playing with his hard chalk?

Hot Teacher : Congratulations. You did well, Paul.
Paul : Are you sure? I wouldn't mind polishing your... apple, sir.
Hot Teacher : N-no. No polishing needed. It's an A. It's all good.
Paul : Only good? Well I could be better... much, much better. Surely I'll need some extra tutoring later, maybe some extra-curricular work in the evening?
Hot Teacher : What do you mean? You're doing well enough.
Paul : But I've been bad lately, sir, haven't I? So very naughty.
Hot Teacher : Uhh... I think you'd better sit down, Paul.
Paul : Sit down? Wouldn't you rather I bend over your desk, sir? Maybe you'd like to punish me?
Hot Teacher : OMG.

Yeah. Cheesy gay porn stuff, I know.

But I'd still have tried it.

Unfortunately in real life, I had seriously fugly teachers so I mugged hard in school - and in return I managed to get the American History professor to go all the way. Studying does pay back sometimes.

14 comments:

drownedglass said...

Actually, I do have a friend who's a Scorpio and he's so into men in sharp, well-tucked, well-cut suits. In fact, he'd even forgive a fugly face if the fellow's wearing his suit neatly.

Of course, the trouble starts when the suit comes off...

A Lewis said...

That would be my secondary fantasy....the first being athletic, jock, locker room kind of guys......you know, tight shorts and tshirts with white athletic socks and sneakers........
I have an apple that I need help with.

Ryan said...

Oh, so you like men in suit as well! Great! Found another same-channel buddy!

You do know I like men in suit, don't you?! Been telling everyone in blog. Can't get enough of it! :p

About teacher, I was once taught by a hunky muscular lecturer when I was second year in university. He's from Iraq. I will sit at the front row in his class just to watch him teaching. And yes, he wear fitting long sleeve shirt and those arms he has almost rip off his shirt.

I was once asked a question by him and I totally didn't know how to answer because I was enjoying his body without listening what he was talking. Those were the days...

Stephen said...

Well I don't know that much about American history so it took me ages to get him down to... well I won't spoil it. The questions seemed to be getting harder almost as quickly as I was.

MrBunnyBan said...

O.O I sooooo wish I got this during my history lessons! And how on earth are you sharp with American History of all things?

Sue said...

God Paul, you have such a dirty mind! No wonder I like you...

Janvier said...

Heh heh heh..."Aren't you glad you studied?"

Maybe that's why we did so badly in subjects we were never interested in. No one to stir up interest.

The process of teasing was the fun bit.

Ganymede said...

Hehehhe. Stripped him yet? :P

poof said...

omg....
so..

poof said...

=D

Anonymous said...

lol. random comment you left me there!

conan_cat said...

lol... if i got a hot teacherlike that i think i can never concentrate neither. too bad yeah my male teachers are all old hags too... even though i do fantasize about that beary part-tome teacher once before hehe.

i'm opening that naughty american history lol...

Anonymous said...

A very hot and naughty conversation indeed! Yum!

Well, if only school teachers were that hot ... Then we're considered lucky ... ;P

You have nice reads; always!

;)

Jason said...

Yay, finally stripped the teacher at 6th try! *err*
Seriously, we have same interest. I think Scorpios do have similarities though.