God ManWatching

These days, that Big Fella up there in the sky is having a hard time keeping his reputation intact. Whereas in the past, monumental floods and terrifying natural disasters would be more than sufficient to scare the bejeezus out of the ancients into believing blindly in a malignant higher power, these days there's always some cynical scientist out there just waiting to debunk that particular myth.

What's an omnipotent being to do?

In the space of a few centuries ( probably measly moments in His Grand Scheme, whatever it was ), the poor Almighty's been gaining a heap of heathenish disbelievers fast - heretical folks that would have been tied up and set on fire at the stake not too long back. Even some who insist zealously that God is a pitiful delusion, our own Lanky Lex amongst the doubtful skeptics. Even His miraculous works are dissected, probed and placed under an electron microscope merely to debunk His very existence. Poor God just can't catch a break.

Me, I believe in the Big Fella up there. A simple question of faith since it'd be almost impossible to prove ( though surely we have some scholarly monks in a covert Vatican-sanctioned complex out there hoping to prove it by some Heavenly Formula ). Perhaps a subliminal command drummed into us by years of catechism and mission schools - but it's alright even if it's a mass delusion since it's shared by many.

Till today!

Just listen up, ye non-believers for I have found proof. All I have got to say to my non-believer friend is this. For those who doubt the presence of a higher authority, here is indelible proof of God.

Chris Evans Takes Out The Garbage Naked

Neighbors of Fantastic Four star Chris Evans are in for a visual treat - he often takes out his garbage naked. Evans, who recently came third in a poll of most eligible Hollywood bachelors, admits he is fond of streaking in his yard.


Come check out my backyard...
He says, "I have a nice backyard. It's very secluded, so every now and then I might just run out quickly and take the trash out."

Source

Chris Evans. Naked. Backyard.

Hallelujah. There is a God.

And btw Mr Evans, no need for any explanations. I have no doubt that you have a very nice *ahem* backyard.