Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Evil Personified

Although I do glance through the daily horoscopes, I usually don't pay it much thought. Never actually thought that there could actually be a kernel of truth in all that ridiculous ballyhoo.

Scorpion
The Scorpion finds a mate

Let's face it, Scorpios are reputed to be the wicked bad boys of the horoscope - no matter how shiny a paragon the boy might be, there's always a moment in his past when a Scorpio delves into the deepest darkest places in a human soul searching for his true self, hopefully coming out from the life-altering experience on the better side.

Since I haven't indulged in wild sadistic whipping orgies, hallucinating drug raves nor have I committed gruesome inhuman acts that would have had me condemned to a scorching eternity down under in purgatory, I figured that I've escaped that particular Scorpio stigma. Sure I've imagined thousands of malicious excruciatingly painful ends for some of my merciless tormentors but I've certainly never acted upon any of them ( gotta get grace points for saying no to temptation surely ). Hell, the only sin I've probably committed - at least in the eyes of the ultra-conservative Bible-thumping zealots - is the wicked ways of Sodom.

Till today when I found out that I have a deep, pulsating, near-sentient streak of evil just waiting to ooze forth. All it took was a little prompting from Strapping Shane who needed a springboard for his scripts and I was sprinting down that road to perdition fast enough that sleepy Charming Calvin's head spun. Well it certainly would have spun if he had been awake long enough to hear since the lord of perpetual yawn was already fast asleep on his feet.

But together with Shane, we came up with such devilish horrific storylines that showcased the dark, depraved facets of the human psyche... such a heinous well of foul betrayal, sinful acts and ingenious murders ( covering all the seven infamous sins, I'm sure ) that even I was a little appalled - and a tad dismayed - myself at the end. Best friend slaughtering friend. Severed fingers in chicken pies. Nefarious scalpel-wielding surgeons.

Bloody hell. Was I meant to be a sinister B-grade horror movie Hitchcock wannabe? What kinda twisted imagination do I have!

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

That picture - ewww

strapping.shane said...

You know what am I doing now? Typing our ideas, yes, we are sooooo going to make loads of money with this storylines! =P

Dashing Dan, Hidden IShark said...

Why must you encourage him to the dark side, Darth Sidious?

Anonymous said...

Evil doctors! The last thing we all need....

Anonymous said...

Evil doctors! The last thing we all need....

Anonymous said...

Evil doctors! The last thing we all need....

hrugaar said...

There's certainly a market for gruesome horror fiction and grisly movies.

Not sure which is more disturbing though - the imagination to come up with the stuff (they, we all get nightmares) or the audience's gleeful appetite for it.

jase said...

that is a weird picture..

k said...

brr...that picture sends chills down my spine. or is it the mentally disturb knife wielding doctor? hmmm... :P

Jay said...

Two of my exes are Scorpios. One's a nice guy. The other... well, he's a prick.

I don't know what it means.

closetalk said...

ok, so this pic is TOO awesome for u not to share where u got dat one from! do they have one for a leo???
:)
PS: a twisted imagination is GOOD! hehe

Anonymous said...

scorpions! grrr! a scorpio!

Yen said...

Where do you find such amazing pictures. I love it.

Jake said...

The Photo is fuckin' hot!!! I'd love to see the rest of the zodiac!!! Is it a series? if not..I'm going to have to recreate it into one!....

-Jake

post script:
I dated a scorpio...he didnt/doesnt have the restraint you hold in your backstabbing.

Anonymous said...

So there's one of these pictures for each zodiac sign?

I'm a Sagittarius. Does that mean the picture is of a guy in a steamy clinch with an archer looking like Orlando Bloom in Lord of the Rings? Or is it just a guy shagging a horse?

hrugaar said...

Y'know, the odd thing is that my boss (SuperSec) is a Scorpio, but she doesn't show any of that evil backstabbing side at all. Just a touch of sang froid.

And yeah, we need to see the rest of the zodiac pics ... especially Saggitarius, by the sounds of it, heh.

Anonymous said...

Oh god that picture would give me endless nightmares!

Yen said...

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envy said...

Aries here...my brother and father are scorpios actually!!!! hope you get peace, love and goodwill for the coming year...and no envy!

connerkent said...

*GASP* Is that dude making out with the giant scorpion on the kitchen top?

savante said...

Scary, huh, stephen!

You're not shocked at the ideas, shane?

Why not.. he might try threesomes soon, dan. Bwahahaha...

Whoa. You didn't have to emphasize the point, alex :)

Blame the readers then, ru :)

Thought it was quite disturbing but still kinda sexy, jase.

I think it's the insane doctor, k.

Well, we move from one extreme to another, jay.

Can't recall. But I think it's from a safe sex campaign, closetalk.

Yeah, a scorpio, ikanbilis.

Not sure where, yen. Here and there and I usually save it for quite some time before putting it up.

Wish there was a zodiac series that hot and wild, jake but I think it's only the scorpion.

But I do like stephen's description of the archer.

Maybe your boss already did all her backstabbing to get to the top, ru.

But so cute, mark!

Thanks, envy!

Yeah, it is a scorpion, connerkent.