Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Excuse me sir

Seriously. What are young teenage boys thinking about these days?

Have raged about this previously - about the peculiar idiosyncrasy of today's testosterone-charged virile youth who persist in hiding their lean, mean forms under shapeless, unflattering sports tees. What's that all about? Teenage rebellion, anti-establishment and a touch of sloppiness sure but do they have to look bad while doing all that? Haven't they seen James Dean, the original Rebel without a Cause? Now that man combined all the above - and still managed to look helluva hot doing it.

But that's not the worst of it. Heterosexual teenage boys have fallen even lower on the sartorial scale. Just today, I saw a youthful hip-hop-rapper wannabe / dirty Bel Ami twink parading in town with his red flamingo boxers brazenly showing underneath his low-hanging jeans ( how exactly do they keep them from falling?! ). I was just this close to giving his jeans a good hard tug to send them tumbling - or to give him an inadvertent wedgie.

Denim!
Just acceptable!

Look, I don't mind a little bit of label showing ( pretty hot actually! ) but having half your butt hanging off the edge if a bit much. Come on, not even my wet dreams matinee star Chris Evans could pull off that look - and that's saying a lot!

Why exactly do they do that? Can't they afford belts? Are well-fitting trousers far beyond their limited reach? Doesn't anyone find it odd that the girls are getting tighter, skankier and more revealing ensembles while the boys are edging towards tent-like burqas and denim so low that their collective ass cleavages are showing?

23 comments:

strapping.shane said...

You should've just given him the tug. I would just love to see his face right then and there... =P

Goddess of the Earth said...

LMAO! Denis Leary said the same thing , you should watch his stand up comedy hilarious.

Though I do agree, I had this one guy in my class whose jeans were falling off his arse, he had a belt on and he was wearing "I love Wham" shirt. I guess it's a look. Though he looked hot, even though he looked like a slut.

But honestly I don't see guys here do it. They're all into wearing girl jeans at the moment. Scary!

Anonymous said...

Ass crack alert!

nyonyapenang said...

if in my midst of christmas shopping, i see one (like the one pic above), i'd just forget about shopping first. lemme droooooool....

thompsonboy said...

When you wear pants, you MUST wear belt...so many guys don't even own any...or doesnt match their shoes...

Jemima said...

*Drools at stud in picture*

*sigh* If only I can run my fingers down his 6-pack.. *sigh*

Las montaƱas said...

you've grown older ;) therefore these 'fashion' sense don't appeal to you anymore.

Anonymous said...

well i think, if one wanna wear one's jeans low or show off one's briefs or boxers, one must be wearing a branded brief or boxers or have great tight abs or ass hugging jeans.

because seriously, low-baggy-jeans-that-shows-boxers are SO Beverly Hills 90210.

-Ash, (updating my blogger account to sync with google.. so anonymous temporarily first)

maxius said...

Straight boys. 'nuff said.

Anonymous said...

Yes he's hot. Can totally forgive him the undies showing thing. But hate it when skinny guys do it!

Anonymous said...

I have seen pants so low in NYC that the guy's package was all but showing. His pants were around the top of his thighs. He needed to be arrested for indecent exposure. (He was kind of dirty and gross.)

BTW - the guy in the photo is sporting an 8 pack. Very nice! :P

Anonymous said...

They're trying to make a statement... forgive them... they're young... but i love to see their butt crack :P

Anonymous said...

seriously am I "out" or as a gay I got no fashion sense now?? really don't like to see those boy showing their boxer on the streets.

btw... totally agree with you, show some label is sexy :P

Anonymous said...

Sad to say but dem bois who wear jeans halfway down their butts typically don't have an ass, much less an ass cleavage.

Anonymous said...

this is embarrassing but i still wear undies instead of boxers. but the thing is i can't help it to wear my pants with bely and it still becomes baggy, not too loose as i only go for straight cut. anyway, my pants are 3-5 years old and they are loose, like really loose. and i don't have cleavage as i don't even have any ass. its flat =P

Anonymous said...

that is one HOT pic. abbssss.....

Walking Dan said...

Just openly giggle while pointing at their butts. Should change their dress style pretty quick.

ShaZaReenE said...

danke for droppin' by my blog and the well wishes...
totally agree with you on this one... double for the skinny ones...

jake said...

I agree, and disagree...

It completely depends on the boy/man..

I've drooled over both, and been disgusted by both...

-J

Musang said...

omg. doctor. you did the label showing thing?

*gasps*

JL said...

*lift hands* Guilty as charged.

I own a pair of super baggy jeans which fits the bill. It will drop and cling to life on my pelvic bone even after I put on a belt. What to do, not so endowed on the rear side :P The butt crack stunt is just a tad too much for me, find it a lil distasteful. But baring solid rock hard abs… what more can I say, the ladies & gents have very much voice their approval :)

P.S. thanks for dropping by, Cheers

closetalk said...

hehe.. its only us cute gay bois who lurrv the tightbutt jeans, na! hehehe...

Anonymous said...

Well sometimes u also cannot blame them as they thought they are very 'yao yeng' so let them be...