We all know Malaysia is way behind television wise but the 2nd Season of Desperate Housewives has already aired in the US. And damn, my favourite guy, Tom Scavo, has actually turned himself into a househusband. Take a look at him!Realized today that I desperately need help when it comes to the housework. You see, as much as I love the occasional housecleaning and cooking, I just can't find the time to fit it into my hectic schedule. Not only did I come back a little later than usual, work has been a little more tiring today. What can I say... a few of my patients decided to remain in the realms of somnolence just a tad longer than I expected. This evening, I barely had the energy to lift the duster but the dust on the dining table seemed to taunt me mercilessly!
See why I need a guy to stop me from going insane like that?
Usually I get home pretty late after work ( and the occasional dull meetings and helluva boring tutorials ) and I just have the time to gulp down my dinner, take a quick shower, before I run about with my duster and broom ( I do use the vacuum cleaner once in a while too - how's that for technologically advanced! ) trying to dust each and every nook and cranny in the house. And that doesn't even count the regular twice-weekly ( I try my best! ) mopping that I do. Is it any surprise that poor Tom looks flustered?
At least today as I enact the role of Cinderella with my broom, I actually have the new Jamie Cullum to sway my hips to. Who knows, I might even do the infamous Tom Cruise underwear slide through the hall.
Housecleaning aside, I had a hilarious incident with a patient who insisted on flirting with me. Actually came out at work - well, sort of. A frisky young lady in her early twenties came in today for a lumpectomy - and obviously extremely eager to bat her eyelashes at me. All my frowns and curt replies didn't seem to deter her - and I could swear my ears were turning red. However I managed to turn the tables on her by knocking her out with barbiturates :) Once she was under, I whispered in her ear that I was gay and loved fucking around with men. Wonder whether she recalled it after she woke up. :)
13 comments:
Oh Gosh ... Paul, you amaze me everyday on how cute you can get. Running around cleaning your house after work ? That sounds absofuckinglutely adorable to me (don't deny it!). I could just imagine the male version of Bree (and just as hot!) :)
I wouldn't mind lending a helping hands with your household chores. Would you like me to bake a New York Cheesecake for you as well ?
I'm done with the broomcleaning portion of the entertainment today :) Right now relaxing watching tv - and wishing you were with that cheesecake :)
Paul
Ahh ... alright.
This is not good. My mind is starting to deviate in the midst of reading about 'honest & reasonable mistake of facts' defence to some corrupted ideas/image/fantasy about you & the cheesecake.
Have a good night rest :)
You are a bad man. Right now I am having exactly the same naughty thoughts. So what does cheesecake taste like on a naked man's stomach?
Paul
Just thought about it minutes ago.
On your body ?
Heavenly.
Nitez Paul
Regarding that man in the picture, Tom Scavo. Did you know that he used to play a gay character in nighttime soap 'Melrose Place'??
It was the first times I saw a gay character onTV that was not the sissy streotype. He looks very hunky indeed :)
Man, it feels like I've just stumbled into a cheesy porn movie :-p (bad pun of course not intended).
I wish I had access to sedatives.
Cinderella Paul Huh?
Have you ever had dreams where like your common tikus (rats) came out at night to help you clean up your house with itsy bitsy brooms & they do a lil dance to your music whiles you sleep, or is it just me?
So you'd like a man to come home to. He might have started dinner. You wrap your arms around him and he folds into you. You breathe him in. Smell his neck. Like that?
Paul, what happened to the plumber? Mike Delfino. I thought you worshipped him or Jesse? Tom Scavo is mine! LOL.
Paul - you dust and sweep the whole house every day? Or do you do it on a rota, a couple of rooms each day, so everything gets done about twice a week?
All that drool and cheesecake creates a lot of mess and extra housework, though ... Jason had better bring along a mop and bucket with him. ;o)
wow.. you guys must be having great time in the cheesecake.. go for it man!
Pete, yeah, Doug Savant was a character on Melrose - and I adored that series too.
jay, cheesy, huh! I know! :)
aj, if I ever start to hallucinate ( after all that mopping! ) and see dancing mice, you'd be the first to know.
michael, you read my mind!
holden, I'll armwrestle you for Tom.
Well, ru, don't actually have a proper rotation. It's all a matter of feel :) Once I get this icky feeling, I just have to sweep. And mop. Sweeping's usually everyday if possible. And mopping's at least twice a week.
Paul
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