Wednesday, February 03, 2010

Modesty Outraged

You'd expect me to be a serious advocate of public nudity but you'd be wrong. Unfortunately if ever such an indecent law passed in our prudish courts, we wouldn't have hunky male models dropping trou on the streets to reveal stunningly ripped muscles. Instead we'd have a bevy of octogenarian grannies showing off their droopy bits.

Hardly eye-candy.

Adam - that lucky bastard who by all biblical accounts was pretty much a stud - can of course pull off a minuscule fig leaf. But for the rest of us, clothes were made for a reason. To cover our unsightly bits. Hence the more bits unsightly, the more cloth should be used for coverage. Which means pretty soon I'll be graduating into a black shapeless djellaba.

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OMG I am half-nekkid. If I hide against the wall, maybe no one can see me!

That of course doesn't explain the ethics of the changing room.

While the flabby elderly folk don't seem to have any qualms about getting horrifyingly nekkid, the younger fellows these days seem to be shying away from the spotlight like vestal virgins. Even in the locker rooms, the boys here have queues just to change in the men's room.

Seriously. We're talking about fit, lean 20-something fellows scurrying into the toilet to slip into scrubs. Modest lil prudes surprisingly, shy to flash what their papa gave them. I can hear squeals of embarassed horror if even a patch of skin is revealed. Surely these striplings have nothing to be ashamed of. Even then... hell, they already have their damned white boxers on!

And then outside in the public area we have portly middle-aged surgeons stripping down to their skimpy thongs.

Sigh. My modesty is outraged.

12 comments:

RPMnut said...

Quick....break down the doors to them blasted bathroom cubicles!! ;)

savante said...

My God, you are brilliant! Will that under advisement.

Ultraman Jino said...

go clubbing. that's a different story ^^




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William said...

Be grateful for what you can get! :P

Mikey said...

"portly middle-aged surgeons stripping down to their skimpy thongs" - now that's a key phrase for a gay slimming centre to use.. i always thought doctors wore boxers or y fronts (you know, to promote fertility).

maybe this one thing applies - modern uni students are more modest than the generations before them. and/or they don't have a nice man package to show off. insecurity issues. which will be over by the time they hit late 20s. :P just be patient meanwhile :D

stargal said...

maybe they all know u're lurking in the dark corners, with roving eyes!

aaronng88 said...

AHahah suggest to the board.. make te locker rooms without individual cubicles.. with the intention of 'saving time' but for u.. hahaha breakfast, tea, lunch and dinner~

said...

mayb a cctv in the bathroom cubicles?

Bravebear said...

The picture... I like it so much... =.="

Gratitude said...

Ooooo cruising the public pool hor?! lolz

blue said...

docs in skimpy thongs? never seen it in OT changing room le. U should be the advocate LOL

simonlover said...

Haha. And i'm one of the boys too. Though, Maybe only in a straight crowd. Hehe