Isn't that the lamest come-on ever? Seems like the latest catch-phrase bandied about our courts today in the sensational sodomy case involving an infamous politician here. Seems our wordy politician allegedly tried to pick up a boy-toy using just such a provocative phrase.
Certainly no beating around the bush for the straightforward fellow.
Supposedly the prudish courts here were appalled at such a profanity - and not by how pathetically lame the seduction scene it was! According to the boy-toy victim, he was accosted by the politician in a hotel room. Armed with only that suggestive catch-phrase - and possibly a come-hither look, our libidinous politician managed to talk the supposedly reluctant boy-toy into bed. Obviously it wasn't as ineffectual as we imagined it would be.
No, you can't fuck me. At least let me change into a towel first!
So not only are we to accept his incredible testimony ( that he fell for such a paltry pick-up line! ), we are supposed to believe that the victim in question then disrobed in the guestroom to don a skimpy towel, possibly whispering nay all the while.
Not exactly an unshakable refusal, is it?
Makes me wonder exactly which lousy B-grade gay porn movie the spindoctors have been watching! I don't think any sane fellow would fall for such a line. But at least it has given us boys a helpful new come-on to use in indecent proposals.
Hunk : Yeah?
Paul : Can I fuck you today?
Hunk : No, but let me shower first.
Paul : Then you'll stand in front of me in a towel?
Hunk : Okay.
Well, it's a start.
11 comments:
Who can resist his charisma? LOL. If only he used that line on our PM.
That fucker is also stupid.. if he say no, why he still go shower and put towel?? sohai...
really no eye sees, now the whole world will laugh at us for our lousy script writing and pick-up line!
So, can I?
Hur hur :P
Lame-O..pathetic scriptwriting. Why oh why do we get stuck with the bottom of the bargain bin offerings when it comes to local political scene?
In any case, the sodomee isnt all THAT cute and the sodomiser is hardly a stud. both FAIL the hawtness test :P
Hhmmm....I agree with the comments.
Paul, been missing you at my blog.
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shakira
Shockingly appalled yet able to snigger in the courtrooms!
Scriptwriting FAIL!
I listen at awe at how dense people are at lying. I thought cooking up lies was one of the easiest things to do since the story's all made up. Apparently, not for these guys. Noobs.
Not for a paltry rm1k monthly salary lor. But for RM10 million, I'd probably even agree to fisting. Opppps :P lolz
+Ant+
i dont even think they are good enough to be categorize in grade B...
perhaps grade C ?!?
The porn I watch doesn't even have this kinda bullshit. LOL
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