Bare Your Love

Forget about the traditional champagne and roses for Valentine's. Much too old-fogey for the tweens of today. According to the kids of the new generation, if you want to show your love, take off your panties. Supposedly a note passing around the hip teens through mobile messaging networks all over the country - Bare your love, no panties during Valentine's.

No doubt soon they'll come up with a catchy jingle.

A novel idea. One that already has the uppity religious conservatives up in arms. Or their collective panties in a wad as it may. A couple of moral watchdogs have already threatened to take action by passing out pamphlets urging amorous young couples to keep their panties on.

Hmm. Like well-meaning prosy advice is ever gonna work. Isn't that what prudent parents all around the world have been trying to do ever since the proverbial Adam & Eve? With the hormonal adolescents wanting to go all biblical, I bet daddy Adam went hoarse reminding his numerous daughters to keep the damned fig leaves on.


Sir, could I check for underwear?
Still, it made me curious. What about the college boys? Surely with the girls all going commando, the boys should follow suit as well? Can't very well do anything remotely indecent with the fellas completely dressed.

You know, I totally would volunteer to check them out.

Paul : Hey boy, you with the roses. Are you out on a date for Valentine's?
Teen Hunk : Yes?
Paul : Drop trou now.
Teen Hunk : What?!
Paul : Get your kit off now. You can't very well show your love with your briefs on.

All for the sake of true love.