Case in point - the in-laws.
And I'm not even talking about mine - but Beercan Boy's in-laws. If you'd recall from my last post, our haplessly straight hero had finally found the rebound girl of his wet dreams. Our Damsel Dimwit, built, bountiful but not necessarily bright.
Obviously everything Beercan was looking for in a damsel.
It soon became clear however that Damsel Dimwit had actually bred true from a pair of equally proficient parents. From what we carefully gleaned from Beercan's meagre description - or at least it was inferred, the simian parents had barely made it through the evolutionary cut and could hardly string syllables together in a coherent sentence.
Oh really. Tell me more about the Dimwit family.
God, I am mean.
Lack of brains and steady income didn't stop the parents from starting a fly-by-night business though. Which judging by the current economic climate isn't such a bright idea after all the need for a quick loan. And who else would they hit up ( if not a reputable bank! ) but their prospective son-in-law, Beercan Boy! With no significant loan strings attached, it turns out that Beercan is flush with ready capital.
Beercan : So what do I say?
Paul : You don't really have much of a choice in the matter, do you?
Beercan : But what if...
Paul : What better way to take control! Have stipulations in the contract up the kazoo. Keep them under your thumb! Make them your slaves!
Beercan : Huh?
Paul : And I shall not be dark, but beautiful and terrible as the Morning and the Night! Fair as the Sea and the Sun and the Snow upon the Mountain! Dreadful as the Storm and the Lightning! Stronger than the foundations of the earth. All shall love me and despair!
Beercan : You are scaring me.
Scared me too. Who knew I had such megalomaniacal dreams. I even had the evil dictator ( so loved by Cantonese serials! ) laugh down pat.
10 comments:
lol quite the mean elven queen u r
since when paul is crowned as an elven queen? ;P
But did you stroke your long, pencil thin beard as you laughed?
haha... U r elven queen? :p
Now if only they'd hit you up for the loan, eh?
son-in-law normally gets in trouble during economy crisis LOL
mean, evil, canton drama, elven queen you!
complete opposite of ur occupation jiek~ ahaha. alter ego i suppose =p
ROFL with ur Galadriel's take on the answer xD
i was imagining how you would fare as an elven queen.
I know she was supposed to be tempted by the Ring then, but I simply love Galadriel going ape-shit on Frodo. Teehee.
In place of the Dark Lord, you will set up a Queen? lol
We would very much like to see the Queen please.
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