Just a reminder how hot the man is!
Chris Evans. Naked. Chocolate.
Not that I'm a slutty skank or anything since I'm a freaking saint. Really. A saint! I even help tottering old ladies across the street and fish cats out of the trees. So pay no attention to the erroneous results of the following.
Good God. Sure I am deeply depraved and perverted but lonesome spiritualist reciting random passages from obscure texts? What could they have been thinking of?