Seriously. I was appalled.
Remember when I wondered how it would be like if we were all back in high school together? Definitely a stretch of the imagination since our ages range from early 20s to the mid 30s. A couple would only be in their primary blues while I'm close to finishing my form six!
Sure, we're friends now - despite our fundamental differences - but thrust us back to school before we've learnt to tolerate such idiosyncrasies and I'm pretty sure we'll come to blows sometime :) Especially since we come from such varied school cliques.
What you did over there? Not cool, man!
For instance, my dear friend Lanky Lex. A sweet, unassuming fella from the stepford suburbs with a penchant for science and mathematics. Back then, he'd probably have driven me batty with his blasphemous anti-religious dogma :P
But in a freak geek moment during dinner - when Lanky Lex claimed that he'd adored mathematics, craved extra tuition and even did recreational sums during his spare time, I stared. Waitaminute. Flashback. Didn't I throw a chalk at this fellow once in class?
Before I tied his shoelaces to the chair?
Teacher : I think we're done for today.
Paul : Finally. Yawn.
Lex : But teacher, I'm done with my work. Can I have some more? More homework, teacher please.
Paul : Why you lil MUTHAFUCKA!
Whereupon I'd probably launch my additional math textbook at his innocent head the second the teacher's back is turned.
Seriously. More math sums?
8 comments:
OMG! we hate maths~
unless the teacher is a david beckham look-alike! ;P
Oh...how i hated maths. Plus, the teachers were never a David Beackham look-alike...sigh! They are always balding and specky with their shirts tucked in a very odd and funny way. Those trousers, shoes, and miss matched tie...don't even get me started!
i hate add math,i'll doze off,always failed but SPM i passed...
if david were the math teacher,he probably askin:what the diameter of a football,and so-on math on football!football math anyone?
*yawn,doze off,david naked in dream*
I used to love maths. that's when my math lecturer is so good looking to ogle at. lol.
I'm OK with maths. At least there's mostly a certain answer for every maths question.
Unlike languages, very subjective. Yet that's why they are interesting.
Can I like... dare to say that I love Maths :P
But yeah.. homework in general.. is too boring :/
"MORE homework, please?" And maths, at that? I'd have thrown the whole bag of books at him... lol
I'd have scored like crazy then, B :)
Hardly! Math tutors always look terrible, adrian!
Somehow I did alright during exams as well, bradley. Figured they marked on a curve!
Wow. And he taught math! He must be the exception, nothamsap!
But I love the sheer breadth of languages. It can be anything, ryan.
And yes, I hate homework in general too, vice.
Wanted to, life! But you know how heavy our bookbags back then were :)
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