China Dolls III : Tasty Dishes

Forget about Fodors! Seems like I've been patronizing the wrong restaurants for fine dining all along! According to this news article, the place to dine is actually in Puchong where the tables are clean, the dishes are fresh - and the girls even fresher.

You could say they were not going there in droves to see food dressing but were more interested in undressing the dishes.

Turns out the delectable offerings off the regular menu had lecherous fellas around the valley flocking to Puchong in desperate droves for a midnight sampling. Rather than serving Peking Duck and Dong Po Pork, it seems other succulent Chinese dishes were on sale. Perhaps a lil Fan Tan Fanny? Maybe Hangzhou Honey? No doubt the other restaurant operators found business lacking afterward with all the boys flocking to that particular yard - and decided to tip off the cops instead.

Sadly, our boys in blue weren't all that interested in trying out the Sensual Shanghai Surprise off the menu. Packed up our lil Fuzhou Fillies for an immediate home delivery.


Do you like chicken or beef, sir?
Poor China Dolls. Even with the growing recession, it ain't easy participating in the oldest trade these days. Bartering a lil kiss and tumble for a quick buck is a sure way to garner the attention of our increasingly conservative police force.

Makes me wonder why the cops aren't quite as quick to catch the idiotic Mat Rempits. With illegal street racing, gangsterism and petty theft all under their belts, seems like they're causing much more harm than a couple of rouged streetwalkers plying their ancient trade.

You know my stance on legalizing prostitution. Seriously. Let the whores walk. Till now I'm still not sure how condoning legal brothels would contribute to the detriment of society. Someone enlighten me please. What are these painted strumpets going to do? Prey on the minds of married men? If the breeder boys are looking to stray, they will do so - with or without the alluring China Dolls to offer a cheap lure.

So don't place the blame on them. The whores are simply offering a service. You can just say no.

Now that their menus have been summarily confiscated, I wonder whether their enterprising pimps have come up with something new! Maybe some new dishes on their menu specifically catering for gay men? Maybe a lil Wanton Wang? Some Dong For Poke? China boys in tanktops and pants offering the chicken or beef special for the day?

Now that's a dish I can bite into.