Sunday, September 24, 2006

Straightjacketed

Funny things happen on Sundays that I'm on call.

Although I don't get to talk face-to-face with my friends - since I'm literally cooped up in a small room with four walls akin to a jail cell - I nevertheless have somewhat dependable internet access and a mobile which keeps me somewhat clued in to the outside world. Sometimes those are the only two things keeping me somewhat sane - and not chewing off the furniture or something similarly loony - while I'm literally running ragged tending to wailing patients. Otherwise it's quite possible that I'd have to be forcefully straight-jacketed and sedated since I'd be trying to injure myself on the padded walls. :)

Running ragged is certainly no joke since I've been paged from the north, south, east and west all day long - till I'm barely aware of where I'm actually standing at any given moment. Sometimes I almost wish that I could turn into the infamous Multiple Man just to please everyone and reply instantaneously to all emergency calls ( and still have the time to pay a visit to a half-nekkid, slumbering Charming Calvin ). One clone running helter-skelter to attend the collapse in the ER. One clone rushing upstairs to score some much-needed glucose and H2O. One clone to bark threateningly at the poor innocent interns. One clone to manage the thankfully sedated patient while monitoring the vitals. And one clone to rule them all.

Eric Dane!
Imagine the Multiple Man Orgy... forget about fourgies! You can have an army of delicious studlets to obey your every nefarious wish!

Now, wouldn't that just be cool? Only thing is as Jamie Madrox finds out, you never know just which set of personality quirks would surface in that particular clone. The crazed murderous Paul with that large arrogant chip on his shoulder might toddle along to Calvin's Cosy Crib while the amorous Paul with naughty hands ( who hums along to Timberlake's Sexyback in his spare time ) hurries over to the ER. Not a very good idea.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'd love to be Multiple Man. If I have sex with myself, does that count as incest?

I mean, who else knows my orgasmic-inducing spots better than moi?

THE HONOURABLE SHAH said...

whoa, ryan! notti...notti!

paul, i lurrrrrvvveeee sexyback. could you get justin for my 24th birthday? hehe...

closetalk said...

multiple man, multiple sexm multiple orgasms... hehehe.. y shud women have all de fun, eh?!

PS: yes, gorgeous prince charming and lil sleeping blondie beauty in de bathrub are gorgeous!

this is an awwwwwwwwwww moment. ;-)

Ban said...

Hmmmm. Clone all the highly skilled special educators, solve the lack of skilled manpower problems. If only.

(Justin...ew!)

Anonymous said...

Humming along to SexyBack... can you actually do that without sounding totally off?

Ryan: Sex with yourself is not incest. It's masturbation ;)

Las montaƱas said...

if cloning is a reality and easy, then there wouldnt be need for procreation right? then no need for sex, then no need for those organs, then...lol

envy said...

I don't think the world would bare more than one "envy", i would be envy of envy then...
But then again me with lots of paul or me with lots of other clone of guys would be a great idea...Brings up to mind somehting supposed to be broadcasted on "starworld" soon, electing the best looking twins...

nv

William said...

"Go fuck yourself" would finally be do-able.

Mark said...

oh you bark at those poor interns? sounds very grey's anatomy to me. :-)

nyonyapenang said...

hahahhaaaaa......
**laughing at William's comment**

hrugaar said...

Hey william, some people can (and do) already. QED.

One of me is bad enough. Four of me doesn't bear thinking about, ever. (And my crazed and murderous clone would have a ready-made list of people to hunt down, torture and slay.)

William said...

@Hruugar:
Some people can?! But it reminds me of a little something in the graphic novel "Preacher". Sheriff Root was told to fuck himself. He was so compelled to do so that he ripped his penis out and showed it up his ass. It ended with him blowing his brains out.

savante said...

Just love having him around, ryan. Eric Dane. Sigh.

Suddenly Justin's looking a lil too thin. I like my men bulked up, shah!

It was a sweet picture huh, closetalk.

The clones would bor eus to tears, bunny! :P

Come over and you'll get to hear Sexyback, drownedglass.

Don't even try to scare me on the organ bit, las montanas :)

More like on porn world, envy.

Scary resident. That's me, mark. Sometimes anyway.

Nyonya would be right, ru and william. Bwahahahahah...

Paul