Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
How could I not dream of such terribly unchaste thoughts with such devilish temptation! For God to place such a beautiful object of His creation in my presence only to have him ask several leading questions has to be the naughty gay men's version of the delectable apple in Eden.
Soulful dark eyes, perfectly stubbled jaw and a body straight out of Men's Health ( albeit a broken shoulder in a sling ) the budding sportsman begged for directions and I was only to willing to offer several - though more than a few unfit for the general audience. Several wickedly lewd, dexterous positions came to mind and if the surrounding area wasn't crowded with the presence of forty other ailing souls, assorted nurses and the man's comforting wife, it wouldn't have surprised me if I'd have coerced him into one of the above positions in a nearby supply closet ( since it seemed quite possible that his virile athletic body would be able to conform ).
Tempting apples
As it is, the hotter a man turns out to be, the colder I get. Dr Ice was chilling to the marrow and the poor man was terribly daunted to be faced with such cool, polite professionalism. Seemed to be the thing to do after all. If he'd given even an inch, it wouldn't have surprised me if I'd have started a closer, far more intimate examination of his perfectly sculpted pectorals and something tells me his glowering wife wouldn't have been amused to see her husband being molested.
Still due to the grace of God ( for that was the only thing - apart from medical ethics - keeping him safe from groping hands ) the man managed to find his way to the orthopaedics clinic without further mishap - or undue sexual harassment.
Isn't it shocking how naughty some doctors can be? Not sure what kinda penance the sinner will receive but I assume it's twenty Hail Marys and several light lashes of the whip ( that the wicked sinner might possibly enjoy :) )
BTW expect some odd changes here and there as I try my best to update the blog template with the help of a fabulously queer ( and stylish ) chef! If Superman can get a new updated suit, I can certainly try :)
41 comments:
no, not really. in fact, i think it's one of the only professions where you're EXPECTED to see nekkid people. it's just so that there happens to be a few hotties in that few, and how not to be naughty?
naughty naughty docs..
anyway hey nice template u have here.. uhmnn totally different from the black.. now is whole white n the banner kind of uhmnn sexy!
That is... omg! What a confession! It is indeed shocking to find what doctors could be thinking! Omg! It still leaves me wondering, were you at church? What were you doing there?
And you're going to change your blog template!? I can't wait to see what you have come up with! Is it gonna be as good as the your interior designs? Excited-nya!
True enough, idiot :)
Doctors are always naughty, famez gay!
Matt darlin, who didja think the doctor was?
Paul
An off-shoot from the story..... Confessions freak me out crazy, was during confession once last year, and it was such a private matter, and the priest just opened the door thingy and looked at me!! Horror!
And Paul, may I remind you (though in the medical hierarchy, i would be most botton and not allowed to give you my opinion), but, seriously : Medical ethics my friend! Ha ha (although I must say the occasional patient can be a treat)
I thought so, paul! Ahaha...
Oh I can't wait for your make over! HURRY!!
sorry, wat was the post about?? i'm so distracted by the apples ;p
let me guess, ur patient is SAUCY SATAY?
Fine fine apples you have there.
Now I am sooo gonna overtake you on the naughty doctor-meter one day.
Xavier, ROFL... Saucy Satay. Muahaha
Am i watching the scene of NIP/TUCK with Bryce Johnson here. Come on.. well you must then was your hand with that Holy H20....
cheers...
Looking forward to your blog change doctor!
Doctors may get to see it all, but priests get to hear it all ...
Actually I like your blog template the way it is - tasteful and understated. Hope you're not going to go all gaudy rainbow. :o\
I am sure the queer chef from Norway will design you a splendid blog, I have seen his work and it is Fabulous! When I was nine or ten I had a doctor fondle me. I went in for a sore throat and to show how big I was getting had my mom to wait in the waiting room and not go in with me. He made me take off my pants and he checked my testicles and put on a glove and fingered my ass. I told him my mom was waitng for me so he let me get dressed and told my mom to bring me back in a few days but she never did and I was glad. If I only knew then what I know now.
If there is a way, I'd totally love to be in your head and how naughty you could get. :-)
When I was in high school I went in for a physical. I remember he didn't wear gloves and he made me cough Several Times. I gladly would have coughed all day for him.
One just wants to be sure there's no hernia down there, after all.
He was the team doctor for the school, donating free exams to all the school athletes. Happy doctor. Happy athletes. It's a win/win situation.
BTW, thanks for linking me.
Awww.. where's the old template?
- Evan
And Paul, we start confession with:
"Bless me father for I have sinned" ;)
Holy Hell! I'm having a seizure - too too too many photos of hot guys on this blog, I'm going to have to take my laptop to a more private secluded room now. Excuse me.
Love the new blog look. Just one prob, the stuff that is supposed to be to one side is right down the middle overtop of the words. The Q. Chef can probably fix it if he is aware of the problem. At least that's how it is on my screen it may not be that way for everybody.
I had to come back and check the men out again.. OMG, they're still there.. *breathe* *breathe* .. ooh, what is this new look .. Baaaby! I love it! I can read the comments easier and.. and .. oooh, it doesn't feel like we're in the dark secret room anymore whispering.. little secrets in the batcave. I read your post again Paul. I knew I should have become a nurse! Damn!
Nice new look, paul!! I almost didn't recognised the blog until I saw the pictures!! I love it!!
hehe, nice make over there dishy!
all doctors are naughty. but naughty is good... very good.
well, nice template btw.
p/s: i almost get a hardon just looking at the picture posted. and i'm in the faculty computer lab. *malu*
You took the forbidden fruit! I told you not to. You will not be forgiven and will be banished.
Should've taken the apple *I* gave to you. Bwahaha...
Join the Olympian religion and such things are not considered sins.... Zeus loves ya!
By the way, cool makeover!!! Tell me how you did it?
Gasp! Zues is gay??
wow..what a make-over
the only problem is that now i couldnt read ur blog publicly in the office...those sexy pics..>.<
as for naughty doc, i dun know abt other queer guys but i always wish to meet a cute gay doc whenever i go see to the clinic/hospital haha
so do u know any gay doc in town? excluding u of course since u've been "booked" by charm.calvin :-)
joshua.p
fooh. sleek.
Not sure the new format is working correctly on my computer. I have mozilla firefox and the side information is superimposed on the middle stuff. Quite distracting, if you ask me. Can it be repaired? Please.
Hi, I am the designer and I am using 3 browsers from Opera, Firefox and IE and all of them are in the latest versions. I tested this blog and works perfectly fine but I'll see to it again or probably your FF is not functioning well...
Wow....great template you have got here. What an eye catching one! Cheers
sweet...
Thanks for fixing it Charles! It looks great now. :)
The new template look nice but I think the letters are too small though.
wah..makeover..so nice.
come to my house la n makeover my house instead ;)
Dr Paul.
Your welcome to CHEF CHAS Brotherhood. He designed my blog too...
" Another paracetamol for me"
Hmm... hot as the guys are, I kinda prefer the old template.
Who needs confession booths when you have a blog?
I, too, have had occasion to entertain unprofessional thoughts about partially dressed manliness. I wish I could say it was morals or oaths that held me back, but mostly it was fear of legal reprisal. I'm standing in my truth.
PS LOVE the new template. Black and blue? Saucy.
Oh is this the hunk Calvin? Perfect for hot sweaty romps in the doctor's "special" exam room.
When I was 20 a university referred gp sat on a stool and listened to my bare chest with me standing in my boxer briefs. My precum stains were not unnoticed and he kept me in his office for over an hour, telling me I had a mild murmur that needed evaluation. Before I left I wanked so hard in his bathroom, I left it all on his vanity mirror for him to clean up; his price for my medical humiliation ;)
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