Thursday, February 09, 2006

One Night in Bangkok

I know the title of the post is such a cliche but I just couldn't help it!

It was with some trepidation that I accepted my uncle's suggestion that he book a hotel room since his curiously odd eccentricities are quite well known in the family. It is quite likely that I'd end up at a little disreputable shack with a dodgy leaking roof ( run by a leather-wearing mama and her lusty concubines ) in the shadiest district of Bangkok. Even worse he might persuade the lusty concubines to perform some unimaginable sex act for me - since he wouldn't be privy to the fact that I'd prefer them to be hot, hunky and male.

It was with some delight that I found out that I'd been proven quite wrong since it turns out that my uncle has quite impeccable taste in hotels. Not only is the room wide enough for three king-sized beds and fitted with wireless broadband, I think it's quite possible that I could host an entire marine platoon in the marble-sized bathtub ( which I am, btw, gonna use soon since the hotel has thoughtfully provided me with aromatic bath salts ). After that I've booked myself the indispensable foot massage before I sleep.

Yes. I meant uncle. And the blood-relation uncle not the uncle who tickles one in the nether regions and offers wads of cash after the deed is done ( although I certainly wouldn't mind having one of those either ). I'm half-Thai but I don't look it at all. When they were passing the genes around, I somehow missed out on the sexy hot Thai boy looks. Damn.

Despite checking out some of the fine dark-eyed specimens of Thai manhood around ( especially their notoriously sexy, fit police officers ), I shall refrain from meaningless sexual one-night-stands no matter how hot they may be. I'm looking for love and commitment. Yes. Yes. Must remind myself of that!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

And just why are you blogging in Bangkok? Don't you have like way better things to do?\

BTW, I always fly Air Asia but I've never seen their pilots. The stewards, though, are rarely hot.

savante said...

The better things come a little later at night - and I wouldn't go there alone by myself! I'm just coming back after a late supper.

Paul

Jay said...

You needn't have bothered with a hotel. There's a sauna in BKK called Babylon that's apparently like some sexual Club Med. You can eat, watch TV, relax, have a swim, steam and sauna.

And lots of sex, of course.

Joel said...

from an insider experience person, ex-bangkokian blogger, I can tell many of Thai officers are such a naughty :-).

they are twink!!

hrugaar said...

Make good use of the bathtub ... and any stray policemen. ;oP

Enjoy your holiday break.

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Legolas said...

Seems like a good time to enjoy and relax. ;-p

Anonymous said...

Ha.ha.."one nite in bangkok" eh??

agreed with jay. babylon will make your one nite in bangkok like multiple orgasm in heaven..providing that you can survive the whole ordeal of it..;)

ps : im going to stay in babylon again next april..

savante said...

I am a shy kinda guy, I wouldn't dare go to Babylon alone! Jay and pakcik, you'd have to accompany me.

joel, get me their naughty numbers!

Will do so, ru! :) And legolas, already missing ya!

Paul

Anonymous said...

Have fun in Steamy BKK and am I expecting a movie coming out of this trip :P

Go all out on the massage to get all those crinks out of your system before you go back to your daily drudgery

ça va pas la tête said...

wow - bengkok.. so telling

Anonymous said...

ha.ha..more like BangCOCK to me :D

Squido said...

I've never been to bangkok x.x"

Yes, i'm odd, i agree. But i have a deprived/sad/abusive* childhood. Hope you have fun. x)

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Delete as appropiate.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...yeah, but a little flirting and touchy-feely never hurts (if you're not partnered), so have at it, Paul!

Petie said...

Joel is a cute white guy :p No wondered why he could get hit by the hotties :P

savante said...

A porn movie, Qua Vadis? :P

Very funny, ca va and same to you, pakcik :)

Poor darlin, Squido. Come over here for a hug. As kinky as I am, I might throw in a grope or two!

Good thought, brian :)

Pete, am surprised myself! He looked good.

Paul