Sunday, July 31, 2005

A man and his stiffy

I tend to say and do the strangest things after a really busy overnight on-call at the hospital. In that groggy, inebriated state, I tend to lose all sense of inhibition afterwards - kinda like a guy on hypno-sedatives.

Come and get itLooking back on my last post, I am tempted to withdraw what I said or perhaps run it through a strict censor - and I just might in a day or two, after a few moment's reflection. In case you don't see my last post, it's about me, a cute patient's incredible bubble-butt and my rampant erection. Before you jump to any wrong conclusions, my erection didn't come anywhere near that near irresistible bubble-butt - although several lewd and graphic images did flash past the X-rated porn screen in my head. However with my strict code of ethics, I don't fraternize or indulge in amoral behaviour with my patients, no matter how sexy or attractive they might be. I know I never will either.

Even Chris Evans and his amazing abs would be safe from my groping hands if he were to come in as my patient. But he'd better watch out once he's discharged from my care. :)

On the wild chance that he might read it online one of these days since he's an avid net surfer, I confessed the entire embarassing tale to my ISO when he came over to wake me for lunch. On principle though I had to bitch at him since my hair was standing on end, there were heavy bags under my eyes and I felt as if someone had stuffed cotton in my mouth - and he was right there looking hale, hearty and sexy in a tank top.

Over noodles and lime juice, he told me again that I needed to get laid. According to Dr ISO's diagnosis, one good fuck against the wall would do the trick. I declined the thoughtful offer.

Dammit. He's right.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Paul, sorry. I only said tempted in my comment on the last post, as in things that might have flashed through one's imagination at the time.

I wouldn't expect for one moment that you might actually do anything to contravene the doctor-patient ethics. I don't think any of us would suggest that.

Okay, I'll shut up now. :o\

savante said...

Hey, ru, don't worry about it! I was tempted :) And if he wasn't my patient, I'd have been all over that ass in a second.

Paul

Anonymous said...

And what about a free prostate exam? I'd definitely give him one to "make sure".

savante said...

Oh yeah, I had something hard ready to give him an exam - and it wasn't my finger.

Paul

Anonymous said...

Whoa, Paul ?! I was quite surprised by how truthfully honest you are. I mean, one would think that you would at least censor yourself. LOL !

But, that doctor and patient thing kinda turns me on. Always have been a fantasy of mine. Wouldn't mine a check up myself ?!! ;-p

Anonymous said...

Nice! Dr. Lewd is in the house! (affectionate tease right there, don't worry!) Yum the Dr. patient thing is a major fantasy for most people, and if I was the gender you fancied I'd definitly take you up on that exam!;)
P.S. I think you should definitly take your ISO up on the "against the wall shag", arguably one of the hottest positions. Or at least another cinema grope!

Anonymous said...

As a patient, I’d much rather the hospital staff found my butt hot instead of ugly!

Love the pic of the guy in the white shirt, btw. Yum. :oP

Mr RM said...

will getting laid solve all the problems in life? It seems the guys from QAF have the same thinking, easing all life (ahem, sexual) tensions by getting laid!

well keep it up Paul, I am sure a gay relationship is more than having sex, it should be two people coming together sharing a life

........ a life of shared communication, happiness and sadness, not just hot animal sex!

Kudos, Paul, you are still my favourite gay guy! You have my greatest respect!

Anonymous said...

If he's not a patient, you can do a whole lot more.

Like giving that ass a spank (though maybe not what with the abscess and all)

*sigh*

Love it that you're truthfully honest and giving quite graphic descriptions too.

;D

Joel said...

I agree with your ISO. It does wonders!

Jay said...

He had an abscess and you still got a hardon. Man, he must've been hot.

savante said...

Gotta start with Jay :) Yeah, he had a hot butt. And the abscess was a slightly larger pimple.

Ahmad.. I am amazed at my honesty too... but don't be amazed that one of these days I'll delete that extremely graphic butt post.

Well, Sara, if I were straight, I'd give you a house call right now.

Kit, fantasizing about sex doesn't mean I'll trade a committed relationship for a rampant bathhouse orgy :)

Ru, I'm sure I'd find your butt sexy too.

Scotty... oh I wish I could take up that offer but I already slipped a few times last year.

Paul

Anonymous said...

Love the story, love the pic. Thanks for reading my blog. I'll be coming to yours and commenting more often. Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to!

Anonymous said...

Thanks Paul. Likewise. :oP