Monday, April 20, 2009

Tampon Talk

Seriously. The Lushes and me? Sometimes when we get together the conversations we have can get downright scandalous. Enough to raise a furious blush on any of the uppity society matrons we encounter in the frou frou cafes we usually gather in.

Blair
Let's give them something to talk about.

So you can imagine what we talk about when Lissome Lorelei makes a rare appearance.

Paul : Don't you enjoy the sensation of it going in?
Lorelei : No. There's no feeling there.
Paul : No feeling there? Not even a pleasurable sensation?
Lorelei : No.
Paul : Always thought there'd be a forbidden thrill at the least.
Lorelei : No.
Fiona : Maybe you're putting it in wrong.
Lorelei : Is there a right way to put it in?
Fiona : Of course there is. Put it all the way in. As far as it can go.
Lorelei : You don't leave it hanging out?
Fiona : That would make it leak!
Paul : Umm. Eew.

Really too much information, I know. Even I found myself a lil ill at ease though I was still curious as hell.

Like who knew tampons could be so complex! Always thought all you'd have to do is shove the stuff in there and pray it hung on tight.

8 comments:

.:: Ant ::. said...

Compared to her, you are more sensitive! :P

Have a wonderful week ahead!^_^
+Ant+

V said...

we would love to join this conversation!

sexiting! XD

Jaded Jeremy said...

What the...

Little Prince said...

... i dun even want to know what it really was about...

Anonymous said...

TMI i dunno why, i stil resist to get to know this area of info...

Darren said...

that's interesting... have heard my girl friends talk abt sanitary pads...but not so much of tampons

Janvier said...

Thank your stars you don't have to wear one!

Fab Fiona said...

hey some people just need some tutoring you know! :p