All I Want for Christmas

They say a good man is hard to find. And the girls are saying the good ones are already taken - or gay. Sounds like that's not really true.

Especially since there are twins for sale over in Austin.

Don't say Santa never brought gifts for the straight gals :) It's Christmastime, the sales registers are ringing all over town and yet the tree at home's looking sadly bereft of presents. Now what's a lil girl with muscular dystrophy to do when she can't earn enough cash to buy proper gifts for her friends and family? Simple, she auctions off dates with her cute twin brothers.

Kristin Walters hopes to repay her brothers' kindness by getting them dates for Christmas :) Sounds like the sweetest thing ever.


But guess what, the best they can do at last count is only 300 hundred.

Talk about hard to please! Come on, you stingy Miss Scrooges! Where's that charitable holiday spirit! Surely you can fork out a bit more this time of year. For these two boys, I'd pay at least ten times that if not more. Sweet 22 yo boys who'd auction themselves online ( and sing embarassingly mushy tunes from Celine Dion on air! ) just to please their lil sister for Christmas? They certainly can't be brash, rowdy monsters, can they?


Boys on sale. Not the Walters but hey, they are quite as cute!
Hot sexy twins tied up in matching bows for Christmas. Whoa. Now that's all I'd want in my stocking this year. I'd need a sweet gay porn moment just to think about that. Come on, who hasn't dreamt about bedding twins!

Except they're both hopelessly straight. Damn.

If the twins were gay, I think they'd have broken the bank by now.