Monday, March 06, 2006

Just because

Please excuse my occasional incoherence today - the reasons will be explained soon. After yesterday's mini rant of sorts, took a while today to post something up since... well, I swear I had manifold reasons behind it...

Jake Gyllenhaala) couldn't think of anything particularly saucy to write about since let's face it, cute, available and morally loose men are a bit rare these days
b) the server on blogger was honestly a bit wonky and after it took me ages to get this up, I found myself literally speechless
c) got distracted by Jake Gyllenhaal strutting by the red carpet in a tux on Oscar Night
d) yeah, my head aches.

The last bit? Yeah you'd be wondering about my aching head, I'm sure. Today after I was forced kicking and screaming to a dreadfully dull course, I surprisingly found myself sitting at a computer terminal with a broadband connection. Just like receiving your greatest wish unexpectedly, it was like finding out that Chris Evans had decided to move in permanently with me - sans wardrobe. You can guess that I must have gone more than a little crazy. Well, you know what they say about gobbling too much at one go.

Since I'm not exactly used to it, staring at the computer screen all day long obviously left me a little woozy with my eyeballs feeling fit to burst. Didn't even need Mongolian vodka to give me that alcohol high. Unsurprisingly, I'm obviously not cut out to be an office drone.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh, that's too bad. Since I deal with computers a lot, I think I got used to the headache. :-)

And don't click too much while you browse the porn. You get some pain on your forefinger while you could use it nicely with a great boy. :) Happy less computer browsing.

Dave said...

hey jake and heath looks average when they don their tux at the red carpet. but philip seymour hoffman looks really cool in a full black with his tie.

mabey philip looks much more suitable for my taste?

Petie said...

Somehow I got a De Javu when I read this post of yours...

Rick Bettencourt said...

Isn't Jake just the cutest. Scrumptious!

Bandit Talks

Anonymous said...

Sure it's nothing to do with your technohimbism? ;)

hrugaar said...

Seems to me that cute, available and morally loose men are everywhere - they just don't make themselves available to us. Clearly they have no discernment. :o\

savante said...

Trying to get used to the headache - which is why I'm using it again this morning :)

Didn't Phillip play Capote?

You're getting headaches too? But Pete, you're always at the computer terminal.

Rick, he is the cutest!

True, jamie, my technohimboism could have played a part.

Those cute, available and morally loose men should come knocking on my door.

Paul

Anonymous said...

There are tons of cute and available men crawling about but it's up to you to loosen their morals. Screwing always helps.

can

Petie said...

I guess I find the Dejavu in the kicking and screaming part of yours post :P

Squido said...

Dammit!

And i thought your headache was a result of a freaky sex accident xD!

Anonymous said...

i am too upset to put something here..i will sms u later what happen..

maybe "just because" it was a coincidence or maybe a sick joke..but i really hate this kind of game.

Maximus Leo said...

Just love Jake's eyes! Very intense and deep. No wonder he was Jack Twist.....and who can ever stop loving him :-)

MrBunnyBan said...

Heh heh heh. Somehow you can make a post about a boring day interesting. I should take notes.

Alex said...

Jake Gyllenhaal is definitely hot!

savante said...

Tons of available men? Point them out to me!

The kicking and screaming was entirely optional, pete :)

God, if my headache was due to banging against the headboard, you'd get a one page moan.

My God, pakcik, you can't leave me with a cliffhanger like that!

Max and Alex, you're right. He's hot and he has the most amazing eyes - just look at those lashes!

Thanks, Daniel.

Paul

Sue said...

My god, this blogging thing is tough on a technobimbo. I had such a time today trying to get my photos to line up the way I wanted them with the text. If I was at my huge company, I would just call in the IT guys and they would come scurrying in droves to fix this problem. Now it is just little ol me. I have a headache too Paul. But, I am hooked. Sigh. maybe a nice cup of tea and rest my eyes.