Kanye What?

Figures. Just when I said that rap music's pretty cool - after listening to Glee's awesome rendition of Kanye West's Gold Digger - one of their own has to go and fuck things up. Certainly doesn't take that long for one of them to fall from grace.



For guys who can't see this, lemme give you the gist of what happened. During the recent Video Music Awards, rapper Kanye West stormed onstage during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for the Best Female Video award and snatched the microphone from her only to announce belligerently that Beyonce should have won instead.

Seriously. Bad form? Talk about playing to the stereotype of the boorish, loud-mouthed rapper-thug.


What Taylor should have done to him.
Like any good ole country girl, Miss Swift should have beaned the uncouth bastard with her moonman award. Right before grabbing her paw's shotgun to give him a mouthful. But obviously the poor girl's far too genteel for such tasteless shenanigans.

Obviously Kanye finds that he has to pander to his gangsta fanbase - why else continue with these completely unprofessional on-stage rants? I'm sure there will be dozens of ill-bred, loutish oafs who will applaud his churlish actions. And you can be sure he'll have a handful of brainless booty-swinging bimbos all ready to giggle and stroke his machismo.

Kanye : Taylor probably never saw it coming.
Bimbo : Ooh, baby. That was so strong. So manly. So sexy.

Believe me, plenty of nitwitted skanks think this way. How else would barbarous louts reproduce?

Really. It simply amazes me that such an unconscionable bastard can command such mindless adulation. Would you ever date such an egoistic fella with obviously zero consideration for others? Chances are he'd probably treat you just the same way. If not today, someday soon. Drop him like he's ( not ) hot!