Tuesday, February 12, 2013
There's Something About Paul
I gotta say some of us just have loads of it - that dangerously deranged desire to dominate
at all costs - while some of us are just a little more zen
when it comes to the uncertain corporate ladder and their lowly, insignificant position hanging on the forgotten rungs. Can pretty much guess where I stand when it comes to this since I'm one helluva managing kiasu
bitch when I have to be.
And I adore power. Offer me the job of an iron-fisted dictator in some forgotten third world nation and I just might consider it.
|Now who do I have to kill off for that job? |
Which is something Charming Calvin simply can't wrap his bewildered lil head around.
Calvin : Crazy busy at work these days.
Paul : Oh you poor thing.
Calvin : So bad that my boss fainted yesterday and passed out on the floor. Think he even vomited.
Paul : Oh that poor man.
Calvin : Yeah we had him sent to the hospital. Hope he's alright.
Paul : Heart attack? Stroke?
Calvin : Not sure yet. We'll have more news later.
Paul : So have you schemed to get yourself into his position and edge him out of the corner office? Will you get a promotion if something happens to him?
Calvin : What?
Wait. You mean I'm the only one who thinks like this?
I mean apart from Sophie Ellis-Bextor.
Labels: Calvin, Work
Posted by savante at 11:24 AM