Insatiable

Starting to think that most guys I know over here are pretty much undersexed. Is it something in the water over here? Or a general prudishness amongst well-brought-up Chinese boys?

Despite having adequate opportunity, multiple safe havens for wicked trysts and a fair number of generous offers, the handful here are practically ascetic monks on a strict sex fast. Late-night supper orgies are alien to them, latex gloves are only meant for dish-washing and leather's strictly for briefcases. Sex is practically an item-to-do listed down on the weekly schedule for a half hour after dinner on Saturdays :P


No sex? Fuck, then I might as well leave then...
Why the sudden hysteria on my part? Well today a chaste friend of mine claimed that he doesn't necessarily think of sex with his boyfriend all the time! :O

Shockingly a couple of virile, active bachelors can actually lie together in bed chatting about mundane daily events - without having their discarded briefs end up hanging listlessly from the ceiling fan. According to my virtuous buddy ( who shall remain anonymous ), they can even spend hours talking about godawfuldull birdwatching.

And this is the regular mynah and pigeon appraisal we're talking about. Just talk. No sultry eye contact. No hand-touching. No nipple-pinching. No leg-rubbing. Nothing of the slam-against-the-wall-and-fuck variety. Knowing the other guy to be all too receptive, I'd have at least risked a quick crotch grab.

Are testosterone levels falling due to chemical pollutants? So much for guys thinking of sex every nine seconds - the ones I know only think of them every nine days.

Nine days of celibacy. I'd go crazy.

Probably start humping innocent trees.

My motto is simple enough. Anytime, anyplace, anyhow - don't even need that God-damned flat surface. No doubt I might have been an insatiable nympho whore in some decadent Roman bordello in a past life. Hell what am I saying? Still pretty much a screaming 'ho even now :P

Always assumed that my sexual appetites would mellow with age but it doesn't seem to be any different from my randy teenage years. Heck if Chris Evans / Brandon Routh were to walk into the room right now looking all available, I'd be jumping his bones right in the middle of the cafeteria in full view of the astonished hoi polloi.

Shameless, I know.