In case you didn't know, Diffident David is gay.
Shh.... don't say it out loud 'cause someone might hear! Part of the discreet closet case comrades here, David vehemently insists that he passes as 'normal' despite being quite painfully obvious to the rest of us. I mean, surely nattily fussy fellow with painstakingly coiffed hair and perfectly rolled up sleeves still reeks of pink suspicion, no? Evidently he doesn't think so - and blithely believes the rest of his erstwhile colleagues remain utterly oblivious to his apparently deviant sexual predilections.
Ever the game changer, Mad Madison has taken it upon herself to make sure things get better.
By outing him for Christmas.
Paul : Did anyone check Facebook?
Kat : What happened?
Paul : Apparently Madison appreciates all her gay friends.
Kat : That's nice!
Paul : All her gay friends including David.
Kat : He's tagged?
Paul : Oh yes.
Kat : Talk about blowing his cover! He's going to have a cow.
Paul : He doesn't check his phone so that would be several hours of being outed before he comes to that particular realization.
Kat : Oh that Madison.
Like some other friends on Facebook, they maintain supposedly 'straight' lives on Facebook where anything even vaguely homosexual being posted would drive them up the hysterical wall. Even the random shot of a half-naked hottie would probably trigger their hypersensitive homophobic alarms.
So imagine Madison thanking him for being a great gay friend. With an appreciative tag.
Obviously getting him out of the closet is her novel idea of a Christmas present.
Remarkably took David less than an hour to become conscious of the fact that his crouching homo hidden gayness was being recognized by one and all, courtesy of the ever-accessible Facebook wall! Perhaps one of his burlier patients sent him a salacious wink? Cue his overwrought wail of distress that was heard for miles on high, amped up even louder when the tag couldn't be removed.
David : What if everyone knows!
Paul : Providential! I do have a song for Coming Out on Christmas!
Shh.... don't say it out loud 'cause someone might hear! Part of the discreet closet case comrades here, David vehemently insists that he passes as 'normal' despite being quite painfully obvious to the rest of us. I mean, surely nattily fussy fellow with painstakingly coiffed hair and perfectly rolled up sleeves still reeks of pink suspicion, no? Evidently he doesn't think so - and blithely believes the rest of his erstwhile colleagues remain utterly oblivious to his apparently deviant sexual predilections.
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| David : I'm not gay! They think I'm metrosexual. Paul : My present to you is allowing you to keep your cherished illusions. |
By outing him for Christmas.
Paul : Did anyone check Facebook?
Kat : What happened?
Paul : Apparently Madison appreciates all her gay friends.
Kat : That's nice!
Paul : All her gay friends including David.
Kat : He's tagged?
Paul : Oh yes.
Kat : Talk about blowing his cover! He's going to have a cow.
Paul : He doesn't check his phone so that would be several hours of being outed before he comes to that particular realization.
Kat : Oh that Madison.
Like some other friends on Facebook, they maintain supposedly 'straight' lives on Facebook where anything even vaguely homosexual being posted would drive them up the hysterical wall. Even the random shot of a half-naked hottie would probably trigger their hypersensitive homophobic alarms.
So imagine Madison thanking him for being a great gay friend. With an appreciative tag.
Obviously getting him out of the closet is her novel idea of a Christmas present.
Remarkably took David less than an hour to become conscious of the fact that his crouching homo hidden gayness was being recognized by one and all, courtesy of the ever-accessible Facebook wall! Perhaps one of his burlier patients sent him a salacious wink? Cue his overwrought wail of distress that was heard for miles on high, amped up even louder when the tag couldn't be removed.
David : What if everyone knows!
Paul : Providential! I do have a song for Coming Out on Christmas!
1 comment:
pity him, can't blame him for his fears, i mean, if people around him don't understand his nature, if people around him thinks it's a "disease" and mock him for simply being himself, why should he be blamed ? =)
besides, living amidst an inhumane society, in a nation filled with religious bigots that constantly bash LGBT community, calling us freaks, sinners etc, who wouldn't be afraid of getting their identities revealed ?
the world is beautiful, but the society is making it a miserable place to live...
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