Undoubtedly the ultimate bane for all homosexuals. Wouldn't surprise me if the devil himself had placed the deliciously tempting yet undeniably straight Adam in the sumptuous garden of Eden just to entice poor deviant Steve into eternal heartbreak.
Despite what some hysterically homophobic conservatives would claim, heterosexual men still outnumber the rest of us gay fellows - and probably will for a long time coming. So ever since the proverbial first homo fell for his straight brethren, that painfully futile boycrush has been a chronic affliction for all gaykind.
Dangling that gorgeous unattainable boy in front of us and yet denying us a bite? Talk about eternal punishment much worse than just an Adam's apple.
Ever since I realized the sheer pointlessness of falling for a straight boy ( almost inevitable once you're indoctrinated into an all boys school ), I've tried my best to avoid that very situation if at all possible. Close encounters with hunky yet unavailable straight men are a definite no-no, most especially if they are just the sorta irresistible dreamboat that might trigger unwanted fantasies. Don't even think of just being friends since the temptation to want more is almost impossible.
Nipping that growing infatuation in the bud is the best advice I can possibly give.
Which is what we failed to do for our new friend here.
Of course we met him recently - way after poor Diffident David had fallen for the forbidden fruit of straight boyhood. Lachrymose fellow that he is, no doubt there were many dismal melancholy evenings of woebegone weeping over some long cherished memento. Probably a few nights of All By Myself ala Bridget Jones as well. Admittedly hard to break away from the crush when the object of his affection remains close so tearing him away - at least for a little while - seems to be the best solution.
Paul : Falling for straight boys. Ouch.
David : I know.
Paul : And he's never gonna love you back, at least not the way you want him to. It would be like Fabulous Felix falling for a girl.
David : True.
Paul : Having a quick drunken one-night-stand isn't gonna solve anything.
David : He wouldn't go for it. Not gonna happen.
Paul : You could always drug him!
David : Of course not! I don't do that.
Paul : Then rather than moon fruitlessly over him, walk away from him quick.
David : But he's my friend!
Paul : And he knows you have a crush on him.
David : Yes.
Paul : So he'll understand. You can't possibly get over a guy when you're constantly under him!
Me, I would have gone for that drunken one-night-stand suggestion but then David's a better man than I am.
Shy fellow that he is, David balked at our other suggestion - which was a wild, no-holds-barred mind-blowing sex orgy that would dropkick any other rational thought out of his head.
Despite what some hysterically homophobic conservatives would claim, heterosexual men still outnumber the rest of us gay fellows - and probably will for a long time coming. So ever since the proverbial first homo fell for his straight brethren, that painfully futile boycrush has been a chronic affliction for all gaykind.
Dangling that gorgeous unattainable boy in front of us and yet denying us a bite? Talk about eternal punishment much worse than just an Adam's apple.
Ever since I realized the sheer pointlessness of falling for a straight boy ( almost inevitable once you're indoctrinated into an all boys school ), I've tried my best to avoid that very situation if at all possible. Close encounters with hunky yet unavailable straight men are a definite no-no, most especially if they are just the sorta irresistible dreamboat that might trigger unwanted fantasies. Don't even think of just being friends since the temptation to want more is almost impossible.
Nipping that growing infatuation in the bud is the best advice I can possibly give.
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| Unfortunately wishing, waiting and wanting is all you're gonna get. |
Of course we met him recently - way after poor Diffident David had fallen for the forbidden fruit of straight boyhood. Lachrymose fellow that he is, no doubt there were many dismal melancholy evenings of woebegone weeping over some long cherished memento. Probably a few nights of All By Myself ala Bridget Jones as well. Admittedly hard to break away from the crush when the object of his affection remains close so tearing him away - at least for a little while - seems to be the best solution.
Paul : Falling for straight boys. Ouch.
David : I know.
Paul : And he's never gonna love you back, at least not the way you want him to. It would be like Fabulous Felix falling for a girl.
David : True.
Paul : Having a quick drunken one-night-stand isn't gonna solve anything.
David : He wouldn't go for it. Not gonna happen.
Paul : You could always drug him!
David : Of course not! I don't do that.
Paul : Then rather than moon fruitlessly over him, walk away from him quick.
David : But he's my friend!
Paul : And he knows you have a crush on him.
David : Yes.
Paul : So he'll understand. You can't possibly get over a guy when you're constantly under him!
Me, I would have gone for that drunken one-night-stand suggestion but then David's a better man than I am.
Shy fellow that he is, David balked at our other suggestion - which was a wild, no-holds-barred mind-blowing sex orgy that would dropkick any other rational thought out of his head.
2 comments:
Been in his shoes twice.
And twice i ran away from the dudes in the end.
Seriously, the only way to "get over it" is stop contacting him; stop replying him; stop any other means of communication.
Well, time will heal and when i do meet them back, they are just friends, period.
Exactly what we told him to do. Give some time and space. Hope he gets the message though.
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